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    73 Items That Got Stuck Inside People Last Year [NSFW]

    The Sun Sentinal has created a handy database of emergency room records that includes the top insertions that get stuck inside of humans. Here they are, categorized by orifice and with illustrations, to help you visualize. You're welcome.

    Things That Got Stuck In People's Ears

    POTPOURRI BEADS

    A STRAWBERRY

    ERASER

    CHALK

    A GREEN LEAF

    JUICE STRAW

    PENCIL LEAD

    SILVER METAL CHARM

    A TOY

    COMB

    Things That Got Stuck In People's Noses

    CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

    BATTERY

    TIP OF A SKI POLE

    TOOTHPICK

    ALUMINUM FOIL

    PLASTIC FISHING WORM

    SPONGE

    6-INCH NAIL

    STUFFING FROM A STUFFED TEDDY BEAR

    A BEAN

    Things That Got Stuck In People's Throats

    COAT HANGER

    MOUTHGUARD

    CONFETTI

    "WATER WITH COINS IN IT"

    PLASTIC EGG

    DOG TOY

    DRY ICE

    SCREWDRIVER

    "PART OF A TISSUE OR A FUZZY PART OF MY BLANKET"

    BEE

    Things That Got Stuck In People's Penises

    PEN

    PEN CAP

    PAPER CLIP

    STICK

    PLASTIC PIECES FROM A GAME CARTRIDGE

    FISH HOOK

    "A PIECE OF A PLASTIC SPOON TO SEE HOW IT FELT"

    Things That Got Stuck In People's Vaginas

    TOY CAR

    TOY SCREWDRIVER

    ICE CREAM SCOOP

    SHOWER KNOB

    GLASS VIAL OF COCAINE

    BALL OF YARN WITH KNITTING NEEDLE

    BRACELET

    SMALL RED RUBBER BALL

    Things That Got Stuck In People's Rectums

    TOY SOLDIER

    ACTION FIGURE

    SHAVING CREAM CAN

    TRAVEL TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

    NEEDLE NOSE PLIERS

    SMALL BEAD

    "RIDING BICYCLE NAKED, LOST BALANCE, LANDED ON POLE CAUSING TRAUMA TO RECTUM"

    PENCIL ERASER

    CONDIMENT BOTTLE

    TIP OF TOILET WAND

    SEWING THREAD 8CM LONG

    DRUGS IN SOCK

    PLASTIC BOTTLE OF DRUGS

    HAIRBRUSH

    "JAR TO DILATE RECTUM SO HE COULD MOVE HIS BOWELS"

    FALSE FINGERNAIL

    GLASS DILDO

    PLASTIC DILDO

    SOFT RUBBERIZED DILDO

    VIBRATING DILDO

    DOUBLE DILDO

    GOLF BALL

    "ATE OATMEAL, DECIDED TO STICK GARDEN HOSE IN HIS RECTUM & FLUSH SELF OUT"

    6-INCH SEX TOY

    10-INCH BOTTLE

    16-INCH SEX TOY

    REBAR WIRE

    "BABY BOTTLE USED IN KINKY SEX"