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Can We Guess How Clean Your House Is?

This is *scientific*, guys.

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    Arlington County/Creative Commons
    Is it antibacterial?
    Bubbly-ness is all that matters.
    Eh it's all right.
    It helps me ignore the funny smell coming from the trash can.
    I don't remember what my hand soap smelled like.
    I like soap but prefer to ditch the smelly kind.
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    taylorswift.tumblr.com
    The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
    You got that long hair, slicked back, white T-shirt.
    I've been picking up the pieces of the mess you made.
    I refuse to ever listen to that silly music.
    Got a long list of ex-lovers / They'll tell you I'm insane.
    But the monsters turned out to be just trees / When the sun came up you were looking at me.
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    playbeasy/Creative Commons
    A dish sponge
    A dish cloth
    A broom
    NOOO WHAT HOWWW but I guess BLEACH
    White vinegar
    Clorox Wipes, you can clean anything with those.
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    Kirti Poddar/Creative Commons
    Chardonnay
    Tequila shots
    Vodka tonic, please
    PBR forever
    Hot toddy, mmm
    Whiskey, neat
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    Pink Sherbet Photography/Creative Commons
    No time for kids, there are classes to skip
    Two or three
    A couple, but they help me vacuum sometimes.
    I think I'm still one of those small humans.
    At least three, sometimes more
    No small humans for me, thanks
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    Beets
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    Beets
    woodleywonderworks/Creative Commons
    Sweet potatoes (but preferably with marshmallows)
    khawkins04/Creative Commons
    Sweet potatoes (but preferably with marshmallows)
    khawkins04/Creative Commons
    Kohlrabi
    ingrid eulenfan/Creative Commons
    Kohlrabi
    ingrid eulenfan/Creative Commons
    Carrots
    color line/Creative Commons
    Carrots
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    Onions count, right?
    Darwin Bell/Creative Commons
    Onions count, right?
    Darwin Bell/Creative Commons
    GROSS. Cupcakes only.
    chotda/Creative Commons
    GROSS. Cupcakes only.
    chotda/Creative Commons
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    walgreens.com
    Helpful but WAYYY too expensive for regular use
    Are those a thing?
    Only when I'm trying to get a security deposit back
    Invaluable and essential
    Only for freakishly clean people
    They're a crutch for people who only pretend to know how to clean
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    fPat/Creative Commons
    Doggies doggies doggies!
    Just one kitty
    Two or more cats
    Dogs and cats! Cats and fish! SO MANY CATS.
    Ew, no
    Fishies, don't judge
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    emmacraig1/Creative Commons
    Every single day
    A few times a week
    Usually once a day
    I don't shave my armpits but I do shower almost every day
    I don't shave my armpits and I don't shower every day
    Only when I'm wearing a tank top
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    stevendepolo/Creative Commons
    Paper towels
    Extra Swiffer duster refills
    All purpose cleaner spray
    White vinegar
    Um, all of them
    None of these...
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    Matti Mattila/Creative Commons
    When it's trash day, and when the bag is full.
    On trash day, every trash day.
    I let my roommates deal with that
    We sometimes just stack it on top of the can when it's full...
    I keep a big trash can in the garage so I can take it out every single day.
    Uhhhh....
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    Βethan/Creative Commons
    Βethan/Creative Commons

Can We Guess How Clean Your House Is?

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You got: Acceptably but Not Freakishly Clean

You're a pretty reasonable person.

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You got: Dirty Enough That You Should Probably Mop Today

(And start mopping regularly.)

Dirty Enough That You Should Probably Mop Today
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You got: So Gross No One Wants to Visit You So Please Clean Now

Ugh. Who even are you?

So Gross No One Wants to Visit You So Please Clean Now
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You got: Your Mom Is Horribly Ashamed and There's No Hope

Sorry.

Your Mom Is Horribly Ashamed and There's No Hope
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