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Here's What "The Bachelorette" Contestants Look Like
You can't tell us that Jordan Rodgers doesn't look like asparagus.
Robbie Hayes = Aggressively Manscaped Ken Doll
Daniel Maguire = A weiner
Derek Peth = John Krasinski
Christian Bishop = Oscar from Shark Tales
Christian Bishop = A quokka
James Taylor = Will Haduch
Will Haduch = Charlie Bucket
Luke Pell = Charlie Sheen
Coley Knust = Paul Dano
Chase McNary = An Alpaca
Grant Kemp = The Crimson Chin
Evan Bass = Bruce from Family Guy
Alex Woytkiw = Lord Farquaad
Alex Woytkiw = An Oompa Loompa
Alex Woytkiw = A Weasel
Jordan Rodgers = Veggie Tales Asparagus
Jordan Rodgers = A Fancy Veggie Tales Asparagus
Vincent Ventiera = Vinny Guadagnino
Chad Johnson = Bruce The Shark
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