Here's What "The Bachelorette" Contestants Look Like

A little too slick, and A LOT too hair-sprayed.

He looks like a weenie and he is a weenie.

I mean, from day one. Self-explanatory. Derek easily could've found love with Pam Beesly.

THIS IS UNCANNY.

He's smiley, likable, and joyful..but not necessarily the star of the frat house (or animal kingdom).

Robby should've shared with Will early on that if you grow a beard, Jojo keeps you longer — AMIRITE?!

Sadly, Will did not get a Golden Ticket. See what I did there?!

Honestly, we like Luke. But you can't deny that look. It's just a liiiittle bit too...passionate.

Luckily for Coley, who no one knows, his doppelgänger is famous enough for the both of them.

It's adorable, but you can see in it's beady little eyes that it wants to kill Derek during the 2-on-1.

OK, so we know that he's also been compared to "Handsome Squidward," but Grant also bears a striking resemblance to this strong-chinned superhero. He also wears red and Grant's a firefighter.

LOL, that 'stache tho'. Gotta say, Bruce's outfit is a vast improvement to Evan's ripped shirt.

Both have a bizarre Napoleon Complex and, TBH, we pity both of them.

We didn't know Alex actually had a triplet!!

This is the last Alex one, we promise...but he is SUCH a rodent.

IT'S JUST A MIRROR IMAGE.

Because, you know, he's gotta get dressed up for the rose ceremony.

Is it a rule that all guys named Vinny are required to have a peculiar square haircut?

Chad needs a reminder that Bachelors may not be friends, but they CERTAINLY aren't food.