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    Girl E-mails Her Friends About Hooking-up With Quentin Tarantino, Who Only Wanted to Suck On Her Toes and Fap

    Beejoli, a former "Wheel of Fortune" contestant, sent out a hilarious e-mail forward about an intimate encounter with legendary director Quentin Tarantino. The best part: Quentin Tarantino asks, "Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?" What. The. Fuck.