turkeysub3000

I came to this planet of my own free will. I am of sophisticated technology and the finest condiments. I have been known to weaken men to infantile status when I grace their presence. I am Turkeysub3000, a cyborg-hoagie that cannot be eaten, and yet stirs the appetites of the world's denizens into destructive frenzy. Join me, or perish at the hand of your own GI tract, which will undoubtedly invert itself and digest you into nothingness.

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8 Reasons Why We Need to Get to The Diamond Planet ASAP

Scientists just discovered a planet made entirely of humans' favorite mineral in our own galactic backyard. So in favor of this awesome discovery, I am proposing we get there as soon as possible and begin plundering the resource in true human fashion. Shall I list the ways in which this will benefit us? Yes, I think I shall:

turkeysub3000 11 years ago

Man's Penis Stolen In His Sleep

The black market for organs in China is more serious than we thought.

turkeysub3000 11 years ago