
turkeysub3000
I came to this planet of my own free will. I am of sophisticated technology and the finest condiments. I have been known to weaken men to infantile status when I grace their presence. I am Turkeysub3000, a cyborg-hoagie that cannot be eaten, and y...
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8 Reasons Why We Need to Get to The Diamond Planet ASAP
Scientists just discovered a planet made entirely of humans’ favorite mineral in our own galactic backyard. So in favor of this awesome discovery, I am proposing we get there as soon as possible and begin plundering the resource in true human fashion. Shall I list the ways in which this will benefit us? Yes, I think I shall:
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Man’s Penis Stolen In His Sleep
The black market for organs in China is more serious than we thought.