As part of annual competitions known as “creative grooming” (shudder), begrudging poodles are outfitted, dyed, and decorated to look like other animals (or, sometimes, people), all within two hours. And then I guess there’s some kind of best-in-show parade? Or maybe they put on a play. I don’t know. Cats on a Hot Tin Poodle? Poodle’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Hamlet? Yeah, something like that.