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Ever wish you could control what happens in your dream?? Lets say you can. Based on what you choose, you'll find out what is really on your 'sexual subconscious'.

Dream Analysis 'Mad Libs'. What Your Ideal Dream Really Says About You... Sexually (Freud Edition)

You wake up and get dressed on Sunday morning, what accessory do you make sure you have?

The morning has passed, it’s now a breautiful Sunday afternoon, what do you most want to do?

Now that that's done, and you're tired out, pick your favorite place to relax and daydream

You’re nice and comfortable, daydreaming away, planning what you'll do next Sunday for a good time! What is it?

Oh wait... JUST KIDDING. You won't be able to do that fun activity next weekend, because here comes the sucky part of the dream that will probably wake you up. Untimely death. How would you like it to go down??

The joystick... or as Freud would call it, male genitalia, is always on your mind. You must love video games.

Joystick (Male Genitalia)

You dream about flowers, you must have a green thumb! ...commonly known as the female genitalia.

Flower (Female Genitalia)

Melons are tasty, big, round, firm, juicy fruits that are good for you too! .... or you may just be dreaming about breasts.

Melons (Breasts)

Whether you're out for the weekend in Vegas bettin' away your retirement savings... or just thinking about sexual intercourse.

Getting' lucky (intercourse)

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Dream Analysis 'Mad Libs'. What Your Ideal Dream Really Says About You... Sexually (Freud Edition)

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