Pokemon Go Releases Safety Guidelines For Dumbasses

Pokemon Go has released some safety warnings that pop up just before entering the game - probably due to stupid people trying to sue.

Remember to be alert at all times. Stay aware of your surroundings.

This is a big one, people! Make sure that you are putting one foot in front of the other, whilst looking ahead every other second to make sure you do not injure yourself or another person. Sounds simple; obviously not simple enough.

Do not trespass while playing Pokemon Go

Make sure that you obey laws that you typically obey. You cannot go into peoples' homes without permission (despite being able to do so in the video games.)

Do not enter dangerous areas while playing Pokemon Go.

Pokemon Go does not defend you from robbers, murderers, and the like. If you're in the hood and someone asks you which color you are without mentioning "yellow", do yourself a favor: RUN!

Do not play Pokemon GO while driving.

This seems too obvious, but yet, it appears to be a problem. Getting an extra 50 XP and some Pokeballs from a Pokestop is not worth your life or others. Now, a Chansey? That's a different story.