5. Noah's Ark Bag with No Space and Unidentifiable Animals
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"If you really need a lot of carrying space, you probably don't want this..." (although debating what all the animals are could arguably be even funnier)
4. Non-Homo Sapien Cherubs
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"You don't want to let these fall. They are made of Earthenware and they won't do too well with impact I'm afraid."
3. Precious Moments Love Lifted Me - From a Technical Standpoint Actually Your Weight Lifted Me
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"Don't these look like those guys who hung out in Whoville? Cindy Lou Who. Like Smurfs, sort of...What were they called...Hooters?"
2. Doll's Mouse is a Pretty Well Satisfied Rodent
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"I have no idea how this song goes," then sings out of tune, "got a red bow on my skirt and a mouse in my hand. I wonder if Merry actually knows the words? What if the mouse knows the words?"
1. Crinkling Katsak with Cat Drawn On It
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"This is some of the most gripping video we've ever had to opportunity to bring you folks at home...Whose cat is that?"
BONUS - The Katsak Returns - 2013
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Mike Rowe evaluates his original QVC Katsak presentation from almost 25 years ago and tries to sell it again!