12 Strangest Items For Sale In SkyMall

If you build it, they will buy. Here's to a free market economy!

1. The Voice Activated R2-D2

According to the description R2 is very "headstrong." You've been warned.

2. Child Chin-Rest Neck-Holder Thing

This is exactly what I want my young son to wear!

3. Bieber Singing Toothbrush

Plays Gangnam Style and has soft bristles...what more could you ask for??

4. Skateboard Sail aka Death Trap

I suggest going with the yellow or orange so people can see you before you die.

5. Porch Potty Premium - with scented fire hydrant!

Who wouldn't want Fido doing his business in their apartment?

6. Solar Power To Go

Charge your iPhone or send signals to the Enterprise from anywhere!

7. Pet Stress Jackets

Nothing like throwin' your pet in a jacket tighter than Bieber's jeans to calm 'em down.

8. The Arthritis Pain Relieving Gloves

Relieve pain while doing your best Michael Jackson impression.

9. SkyRest

The guy everyone wants to get stuck next to on that 8-hour red eye.

10. Segway-Elliptical-Bike?

This looks safe.

11. Cat Potty Training Kit

I bet that DVD is Oscar-worthy.

12. UV Ray Shoe Deodorizer

If your shoes require UV rays to remove the stank you may want to see a doctor - or just consult SkyMall.