Here, I have ranked all of the "that's what she said" jokes Michael has ever made.
33. Jim: "So instead you screwed me?"

32. Dwight: *eats grapes*

31. Michael: "And up comes...the tool bar."

30. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"

29. Holly: Don't make it harder than it has to be.

28. Holly: "I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work."

27. Gabe: "You're making this harder than it has to be."

26. Angela: "You already did me."

25. Jan: "I can't stay on top of you 24/7."
24. Oscar: "Your office is full of genitalia."

23. Michael: "I need two men on this."
22. Holly: "It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up."

21. Michael: "At least we put this matter to bed."

20. Darryl: "You. Need. To. Get. Back. On. Top."

19. Dwight: "Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow."

18. Michael: "Hey...can you make that straighter?"

17. Jan: "Let's just blow this party off."

16. Jim: "It's gonna be tight."

15. Michael: "Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing?"

14. Michael: "I would like you all to go to the website and watch my clip 11 times."

13. Michael: "Give me a hard one."
12. Michael:" This is going to feel so good, getting this thing off of my chest."

11. Oscar: "You should put butter on it."

10. Michael: "I can't Andy, it's too hard."

9. Jim:" Put it away."

8. Dwight: "Force it in as deep as you can."

7. Michael: "Do you want some?" Jim: "No thanks, I'm good."

6. Jan: "You're hardly my first!"
5. Michael: "It squeaks when you bang it."

4. Mr. Schneider: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"

3. Jim: "I don't think I'll be here in 10 years."

2. Jim: "Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied..." *smiling*
