5 Ways Not To Look Old As Hell

Three very simple ways to not look old as hell. This is for people who aren't old as hell and want to take preventative measures not to look old as hell.

1. Thin Or Gray Hair

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One way to not look old as hell, is to not look like the crypt keeper is your style consultant. If you have thin hair, get some extensions or plugs or something. If your hair is gray, color it something youthful and vibrant. Like hot pink or blue steel.

2. Don't Nuke Your Skin In The Sun

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The sun seriously will make you look old as hell. With enough time in the sun, your face will look like a leather purse. Put some sun screen on, seriously. Or even better, put an anti aging product on that works with sunscreen. Two birds one stone, and your face will thank you.

3. Only Hang Out With Older(er) People

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What better way to take the attention off of how old you are. Just hang out with people 10+ years older. Maybe pick up some people at the retirement home or hospice. It's like the pretty girl who only has fat girl friends. She looks even prettier, and you look even younger.

4. Bathe In the Blood Of Virgins

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Elizabeth Bathory believed bathing in the blood of virgins kept her young. It couldn't hurt to try, I mean hell, no one has done it in a long time. It's been such a long time since someone bathed in the blood of virgins, I would say it's safe to assume it was a covered up scientific break through, thanks illuminati.

5. Get Cash Money

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If you have cash money you can just buy everyones adoration and attraction. You don't even need to buy surgery, that's for the poor. Just pay all those near to you for daily compliments on how young you look.