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    33 Hobbit And Lord Of The Rings T-Shirts

    In advance of the new film, here is a gallery of Middle Earth merch, including 31 total tees and two more that should be. The good, the bad, the... precious.

    Image squares sourced, in part, from Shirtoid, the Internet's best resource for new t-shirts designed around pop culture motifs.

    Via shirt.woot.com

    8-Bit Gandalf hangs by a thread... (Did you see what I did there? Mmmkay.)

    Designed by Nathan W. Pyle.

    Via redbubble.com

    Gollum goes for the gold.

    Designed by Kent Zonestar.

    Via ebay.com

    Speaking of (nerd) gold, no list of Hobbit tees would be complete without a bit of vintage deadstock, as plumbed from the depths of eBay.

    Buy it now for a cool $150.

    Designed by Susan Greenwood Sweeton.

    Via redbubble.com

    Middle Earth meets The House of the Mouse. Parody ensues.

    Designed by Famous After Death.

    Via thinkgeek.com

    Know your meme.

    Designer unknown.

    Via jinx.com

    The Shire, as filtered through a distressed, tourist tee treatment.

    Designer unknown.

    Via beta.threadless.com

    Frodo, reimagined here as the Calvin to Gandalf's Hobbes.

    Designed by Cool Johnny.

    Via geekosystem.com

    Originally a Photoshopped hoax (left) but now, by the powers of Internet e-commerce, very much real.

    Designer unknown.

    Via theyetee.com

    Bilbo's trusty sword, Sting.

    Designed by Steve Thomas.

    Via theyetee.com

    True to the source material, this design glows in the dark "when orcs are close. And it's times like that, my lad, when you have to be extra careful."

    Via shirt.woot.com

    "Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

    Designed by Patrick Spens.

    Add hobbit feet slippers to complete the look.

    Via redbubble.com

    Lock up your cats, the White Wizard approaches.

    Designed by Sergio37.

    Via theonering.bigcartel.com

    Change we can believe in.

    Designer unknown.

    Via hartter.blogspot.com

    Not a t-shirt... but it should be!

    Illustrated by Sean Hartter.

    Via redbubble.com

    Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli, yolked around the so-called Experimental Jet Set aesthetic.

    Designed by In Stank We Trust.

    Via redbubble.com

    "The board [game] is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time."

    Designed by The Hookshot.

    Via redbubble.com

    Tell. It. Again.

    Designed by Cubik.

    Via founditemclothing.com

    There's more to this Hob-bot than meets the eye...

    Designed by Jeremy Henrickson and Travis Greenwood.

    Via founditemclothing.com

    Detail shot.

    Via redbubble.com

    Happy Hour libations with The Masters of Evil.

    Designed by Daniel Radcliffe A.K.A. Spacemonkeydr.

    Via theonering.bigcartel.com

    This is not the trilogy you've been looking for.

    Designer unknown.

    Via thinkgeek.com

    The film's "official" apparel is predictably boring, save perhaps for this design which collects our heroes' facial hair into a hirsute aggregation.

    Designer unknown.

    Via redbubble.com

    Tolkien, as funneled through Dr. Seuss.

    Designed by The Hookshot.

    Via 6dollarshirts.com

    You shall not puff, puff, pass on this design wrapped around a phonetic pun (emphasis mine).

    Designer unknown.

    Via spreadshirt.com

    On a related note, here's one Ring(er) to rule them all. (Groan...)

    Via shop.madewithawesome.com

    Cotton candy with a sparkling twist.

    Designed by Evan Ferstenfeld, Peter Kramar & Roni Lagin.

    Via neatoshop.com

    Shuddering at the thought of skinny wizard legs. You're welcome!

    Designed by Mike Jacobsen.

    Cap tip: Next Movie

    Via redbubble.com

    Gollum breaches the 4th Wall in this send up of the Japanese horror flick, The Ring.

    Designed by Andy Hunt.

    Via bustedtees.com

    LOLZ

    Designed by Busted Tees.

    Via 80stees.com

    He'd cut off your head if he stood but a little higher from the ground.

    Designer unknown.

    Via jinx.com

    A bit of faux branding for Bree's best pub. Our business might be our own but we'd still like a pint nonetheless.

    Designer unknown.

    Via redbubble.com

    One snack chip to rule them all.

    Designed by Daniel Sotomayor.

    Via threadless.com

    Middle Earth Metro.

    Designed by Reagan H. Lee.

    Cap tip: Fashionably Geek

    Via threadless.com

    Here's a closer look at the detailing.

    Designed by Reagan H. Lee.

    Via threadless.com

    Middle Earth Metro map key.

    Designed by Reagan H. Lee.

    Via redbubble.com

    Classic album art from The Beatles, repurposed here for "four shaggy haired boys from the Shire".

    Designed by The Creep.

    Via stephenwildish.tumblr.com

    Finally, there's this info-chart, which is doubly topical with the inclusion of Kris Kringle.

    Developed by Stephen Wildish.

    View this video on YouTube

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey opens Stateside on December 14th.

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