Quiz: 21 Of The Crudest T-Shirts In Movie History

All tease and no payoff. Presented without judgement or shame because this is a safe zone.

1. I @#%! On The First Date

Via Dreamworks

A. Platoon

B. Tropic Thunder

C. Anchorman

2. Gimme' Head Till I'm Dead

Via Twentieth Century Fox

A. Revenge Of The Nerds

B. Animal House

C. Old School

3. Airbrushed Boobs

Via Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

A. 48 Hrs.

B. Running Scared (1986)

C. When Harry Met Sally...

4. I Got Wood

Via Universal Pictures

A. Paul

B. Shaun Of The Dead

C. Hot Fuzz

5. Get It Here

Via PolyGram

A. Pretty Woman

B. Four Weddings And A Funeral

C. Notting Hill

6. Dance Your Ass Off

Via Vestron Pictures

A. Dirty Dancing

B. Flashdance

C. Footloose

7. Southern Style

Via Endgame Entertainment

A. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

B. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

C. A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

8. Shit Happens When You Party Naked

Via Columbia Pictures

A. Bad News Bears

B. The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

C. Bad Santa

9. Moustache Rides

Via Universal Pictures

A. Mask

B. The Mask

C. Road House

10. Gayby

Via Universal Pictures

A. Bruno

B. Les Misérables

C. Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

11. Makin' Bacon

Via Columbia Pictures

A. My Cousin Vinny

B. The Karate Kid (1984)

C. The Outsiders

12. Humping Armadillos

Via TriStar Pictures

A. Supergirl

B. The Secret of My Succe$s

C. The Legend Of Billie Jean

13. Seduce Me Please

Via Hollywood Pictures

A. Son In Law

B. Blast From The Past

C. The Sandlot

14. What Are You Looking At Dicknose

Atlantic Releasing Corporation

A. Weird Science

B. Teen Wolf

C. The Monster Squad

15. You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

Via PolyGram

A. Pretty Woman

B. Four Weddings And A Funeral

C. Notting Hill

16. I Heart Bush

Via Endgame Entertainment

A. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

B. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

C. A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

17. I'm With Stupid

Via Columbia Pictures

A. Blow

B. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

C. Once Upon A Time In Mexico

18. One In The Oven

Via Warner Bros.

A. 3 Men And A Baby

B. Police Academy

C. Short Circuit

19. God's Gift To Women

Apple / Rose

A. Zapped!

B. Porky's

C. Revenge Of The Nerds

20. Orgasm Donor

A. Ten Inch Hero

B. Empire Records

C. Mallrats

21. I Heart Toxic Waste

TriStar Pictures

A. Real Steel

B. Real Genius

C. Dan In Real Life

Answer Key

1. B

2. A

3. B

4. B

5. C

6. C

7. A

8. C

9. A

10. A

11. B

12. C

13. A

14. B

15. C

16. A

17. C

18. B

19. A

20. A

21. B

Your Score

0-5: None of the awards.

6-10: A few of the awards.

11-15: More of the awards.

16-20: Most of the awards.

21: All of the awards. (Either you're a sick pervert or you work in a video store.)

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