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1. That time he took MDMA.
2. That time he was so ashamed of his weight gain that he left the ocean entirely.
3. That time he abused his power over the flying fish.
4. That time he used a polar bear as a weapon.
5. That time he got intimate with a bull shark.
6. That time he made a clone so he could get intimate with himself.
7. That time he bought a Sea-Doo and put his own logo on it.
8. That time he used an inflatable boat in a pool?
9. Dude.
10. That time he "had to" turn a woman into a mermaid.
11. That time he gave Topo shit for upstaging him.
12. That time he brought styrofoam plates to the Super Friends party.
13. That time he was blinding dolphins.
14. That time he bound Wonder Woman.
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