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Your family and friends begin to worry about you.
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When you meet someone new, you can't help but wonder if they're secretly a serial killer.
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You get deliriously happy when new Investigation Discovery shows are announced.
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And you plan your entire life around their debuts.
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This is your family when they catch you watching yet another true crime program:
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And this is how you feel when your family and friends complain about how often you watch true crime stuff:
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You can't handle it when you're watching something really good and someone dares reach for the remote:
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And you get super frustrated when kids come in the room and you have to change the channel.
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Whenever you can't reach someone, you worry that a serial killer got them.
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You know you shouldn't watch that stuff right before you go to sleep, but you just can't help it.
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But you can't help it!
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Because you know that as long as you're up watching it, nobody's watching you.
