1. Tooth whitener
2. Eye shadow primer
3. A rinse for shiny, bouncy hair
4. Cleaning and maintaining armor and iron weapons
5. Exfoliating facial mask
6. Pork marinade
7. Industrial lubricant
8. Personal lubricant
9. Ink when you're out of the blood of your enemies
10. Glass cleaner
11. A soothing soak for sore joints and muscles
12. Removing set-in stains
13. A brine for scrumptious homemade pickles
14. A brine for your Thanksgiving turkey
15. A brine for the beating heart of your foes
16. Anti-wrinkle cream
17. Sunscreen
18. Martinis
19. Burn relief
20. Eczema relief
21. Responsibility for a man's feelings relief
22. Nail polish topcoat
23. Cleaning pots and pans
24. Loosening tightly closed jars
25. Shining hubcaps
26. Insect repellant
27. Tattoo ink
28. Cooking spray
29. Alternative clean fuel source
30. Clean cloudy car headlights
31. Contact lens solution
32. Delicious frozen summer treats
33. Various potions and magical elixirs
34. Poison
35. Poison antidote
36. Brighten yellow nail beds
37. Invigorating foot soak
38. Use in place of water to make perfect sticky rice
39. Use in place of water to bathe
40. Use in place of water to baptize your baby girls and fortify them for a lifetime of war against patriarchy
41. Under eye brightener
42. Removal of corns and callouses
43. Antacid
44. A toast to matriarchy
Drink up!
