33 Insanely Amazing Golden Girls Crafts For Sale On Etsy

Prayer Candles, zombies and paint-by-numbers. For being in their “golden” years, these ladies sure still get around.

2. These Zombie Portraits

So you’ll never sleep again.

3. These Wine Glasses

Seller also offers a Barbra Streisand for just $24!

4. This Nightlight

In case you can’t sleep on account of the zombies.

5. These Melty Bead Magnets

6. This “Saint Bea” Prayer Candle

It’s SPARKLY! Maybe burn this to help ward off the zombies, too?

7. This Necklace

All characters available and seller also offers Stan cufflinks!

And the back (so good)

8. This Handprinted Note Card

Dorothy: Good night, Rose. Go to sleep, honey. Pray for brains.

9. This AMAZING Scale Model of Their House

Which has hidden gems for the die-hard fans including:

- Sophia’s bamboo purse in the living room
- Rose’s painting of St. Olaf from Season 5 “All Bets Off”
- Open the kitchen cabinet to find Dorothy’s bike helmet from Season 6 “There Goes the Bride”
- Blanche’s Commemorative Citrus Festival Ball Plate (glued back together) from Season 5 “Ebb Tide”
- Look for the deck of cards Rose used with Gene in Season 2 “Isn’t it Romantic?”
- Rose’s “R” Cups from Season 5 “72 Hours”
- Rose’s Teddy Bear Fernando from Season 3, “Old Friends”
- Baggie of Egg Yolks from Season 5 “Sick and Tired”
- and of course, a cheesecake from, well… almost every episode

Detail of Model (1 of 2)

Detail of Model (2 of 2)

10. These Wine Cozies

11. This Painting Called The Golden Gays

Extra nice fact here? The original painting was was donated to the Gay and Lesbian Center in LA, but the prints are still for sale.

12. This Baby Onesie

Blanche’s placement here? Thoughts?

13. This Light SwitchPlate

[Blanche comes into the kitchen. Rose can’t see her]
Blanche: I am nothing but a disgusting cheap slut.
Rose: Don’t tell me… it’s Blanche.

14. This Dorothy Ring

And yes, seller makes one for each girl!

15. These Cross-Stitch Charts

With all the good one-liners

16. This Other Cross-Stitch Pattern

17. This Typography Poster

18. This Leather Wallet

19. And This iPad Sleeve

20. This Blanche Portrait Print

21. This Blueprint

From the Designer: The design is made according with the “real” apartment respecting the spaces, proportions, furniture and objects presents in the studio set.

22. This (really bizarre) Pencil and Ink Drawing of Sophia

23. And This (even more bizarre) Drawing of Blanche

24. This Golden *horse* Girl Hybrid

That may (but probably not) or may not (again, most likely not) be modeled after a young, Betty White. But a Golden Girl, nonetheless (reaching, reaching) .

25. This Betty White Mug

26. This Deck of Playing Cards

27. This Piece of Notebook Paper

28. And This One

29. This Andy Warhol Inspired Portrait

I’m just going to go ahead and let you comment on the choice of props. Feel free to leave a comment, below.

30. This Portrait By a “Talented, and Some Day Famous 12 Year Old Artist”

As advertised by the artist, herself. For $25, plus shipping.

31. This Fabric That Matches Blanche’s Bedroom Wallpaper

32. This Dress That Definitely COULD Have Been Worn By Blanche (but wasn’t)

33. This Paint By Numbers Kit

Was sold out but now available again for purchase!

Well, that’s all. Now what should we do?

Oh, Blanche!

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