1. You use the diminutive form of every word.
Upon arriving in Chile and hearing Chileans speak for the first time, you might come to the conclusion that everything in Chile is tiny. You'll learn that Chileans use the diminutive form of most nouns just for kicks, and a few select others in the augmentative form.
In Spanish, the diminutive form of a word is made by adding "ito," "ita," or "illo" to the end. So you never just drink water, you drink aguita. You don't just go to sleep, you go to tutito. When you're hanging out with the guys, you're with the chiquillos. Even a Great Dane would be aperrito. When you stuff your face with food, you're called chanchito (little pig). To show people affection, you give them a besito.
2. Your food pyramid is more like a rectangle of carbs.
You have actually had to implement a bread budget for the marraquetas, hallulas, pan amasado, sopaipillas, pan de completo, and pan de molde you eat on a thrice-daily basis.
3. Tacos have lost their appeal to you.
Upon hearing the frequent use of the word "taco," a newbie to Chile might salivate, don a bib, and stock up on salsa, but as a cultural Chilean you know that "tacos" are, unfortunately, traffic jams…not loaded tortillas.
4. You almost understand the meaning of huevón / weón / aweonado / wea.
This oft-used Chilean slang term has a billion hard-to-pin-down meanings that vary depending on the context and specific pronunciation. Some common usages can mean "dude," "bro," "jerk," "a-hole," and simply "thing." You understand a fraction of its usages…and that's pretty much on par with any true Chilean.
5. You know the difference between the bus and the micro.
The micro is the public city bus; the bus is the inter-city bus. The micro is crowded, run-down, and sometimes unreliable while the buses can be quite luxurious.
6. You've been to a fonda.
Fondas are little makeshift restaurants / bars / dance halls set up during Chile's fiestas patrias (Independence Day celebrations). Each fonda has a theme and some offer up a slice of old school Chilean tradition with cueca, terremotos, and completos while others let you rave with your college friends. There's even one called the Jane Fonda (spelled Yein Fonda, the Chilean way).
7. You're immune to street dogs.
In other countries, you fawn over the puppies you pass in the streets and yearn for the slobber of a dog you can call your own, but with Chile's myriad mangy mutts roaming around in the streets, you've sort of overdosed on dogs. (But there are still a select few you fall in love with.)
8. You get defensive about Chilean wine.
You know that Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon is some of the best in the world, and you're ready to defend the underdog against the more internationally recognized Spanish, French, and even Argentinian wines.
9. You hardly understand yourself and no one understands you.
With the abundant — almost exclusive — use of slang, profanities, and idioms, and the rapid and abbreviated pronunciation, the Chilean language is sometimes misunderstood even between Chileans. The fact that no one understands you when you speak is actually a sign you're adapting to the language.
10. You think you're better than Argentina.
And really, you are.
VIVA CHILEEEEE MIERDAAAAAAA !!!
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