This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Aug 21, 2014The 23 Stages Of Shopping At A Mall Alone On A SaturdayIt's not safe out there.by ToryCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ah yes, Saturday. We meet again. Today seems like an excellent day to get some shopping done. Alone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. This is great. Life is beautiful. I'm loving this alone time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. OMG THERE IS NO PARKING. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE. DON'T THEY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Okay. I lost my cool for a minute there, but I'm better now. Here I come, shopping mall! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Okay here I am. In the store -- Oh no, why is that employee waving at me like that? Avoid eye contact. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Dear sales associate stop asking me if I'm "looking for something special". I'M JUST BROWSING, OKAY? IS THAT OKAY? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Please, Nordstrom employees, stop stalking me. I just want to be alone with the clothes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. I finally found something. NOW I would like to be helped by someone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. I've been in here for a total of two minutes and NO YOU MAY NOT COME IN HERE TO SEE HOW THESE PANTS FIT. NONONO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Why did I come to this place? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. I am ready to make a purchase. OMG. That is the longest line I have ever seen in my life. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Cashier, stop trying to bully me into applying for a store credit card. I have said no seven times already. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Are you still talking about the credit card? FINE. If you'll stop talking I'll apply for the credit card. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. What? You want to know my annual income? HAHAHAHA. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Oh, I didn't qualify? YOU DON'T SAY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Oh no. No. No. No. No. CONTROL YOUR CHILD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. FOOD COURT. FOOD COURT. FOOD COURT. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. I totally don't mind eating alone in this large and loud food court. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Ugh, the kid at the table next to me won't stop staring. I AM ENJOYING A DAY AT THE MALL ALONE BY CHOICE OKAY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. OMG. I see someone I know. AVOID. AVOID. AVOID. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Stop looking at me, kiosk guy. NO, I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE SELLING. YES, I KNOW I HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. THAT IS IT. I AM LEAVING. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Finally. I am home. I am safe. And I will never go outside again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF