As we finally enter the "Saturday and Sunday" of 2022 and hibernate in our end-of-the-year fatigue cocoons, let's have a laugh as well (before there's no Twitter anymore)! Here are 46 tweets that'll make you giggle, smirk, and say "huh, well okay":
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a lot of u have never actually been rockin around the christmas tree. u walk by it, but ur never rockin
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When provoked or threatened, red pandas will stand on their hind legs to appear larger.
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I wish I had a best friend who lived in my building like one of the sitcoms from the 90s.
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i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting
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He had to confirm all the fine print of the contract before he said the cuss word 😆
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family time aka pretending i’m tired at 9pm so i can spend quiet time in my enclosure
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A man said he couldn’t breathe when sleeping so he installed a camera to see why
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it’s harder than u think to communicate w someone who isn’t familiar w the world of spongebob
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The Philippines has some of the best drag performers in the world @theonlymanza
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gravity optional
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put this in the louvre immediately
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Seeing the new Avatar in 4D and the theater employee asked if I could swim
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i tried to shut up once and i almost died https://t.co/mMZ3BE2sa8
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EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY
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the cullens every few years so people don't notice the fact that they don't age:
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greta gerwig pitching barbie
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minecat
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Pauline Chalamet could do Bones and All but Timothee Chalamet couldn’t do this
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just nailed something to my wall with a platform heel i am unstoppable
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https://t.co/pXXbv7Ogo7
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this is a silly goose check in. serious geese keep scrolling
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they should invent a sleeping position that’s actually comfortable just so we have the option
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the fact that this was the netflix description for gossip girl
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I’m never going in the ocean again.
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how I'd sleep if someone else paid my rent and fed me
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asking me what i’m gonna do with my degree is assault
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love friends who are down for low maintenance activities like sitting in my room and screaming
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I love Twitter, I hope it never dies
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sometimes you have to freak out in the middle of the day for 4 hours
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I'm going to romanticize every day of 2023. I am going to be my most supreme delusional self.
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What’s going on down here?
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Getting actually mad at my friend who threw a banana at me in Mario Kart
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He is risen.
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this is a real menorah currently being sold at Target……….I am WHEEZING
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i hate when parents try combine their names to make a baby name. why is your child's named bobiana...
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A map of railway lines in the USA vs Europe.
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im just a teenage girl in my 20s
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instead of texting “on my way” im a just send this
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No one questioning why a regular civilian has a flame-throwing drone? https://t.co/QSZYdZX6OK
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The best thing I've learned about gentle parenting a toddler is you can also apply it to adults if you work in customer service.
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I’d join I’m sorry https://t.co/oz5G6wzOg0
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The correct spelling is SCHOOL not SCHOOL. Some of y’all be putting the second O before the first O which is very incorrect.
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staring at this picture upset me on such a fundamental level that i have decided you must all be upset by it too