Buzz·Posted on Nov. 17, 2022Here Are 41 Hilarious Tweets To Make You Smile This Weekend"For the rest of the year — no work, no emails, just go to the zoo."by Tori HonoréBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail It's starting to freeze outside, we're on autopilot until the holidays, and we all just need a laugh right? Well here are 41 tiny smirk-inducing tweets that haven't left my head all week, enjoy: 1. erin chack @ErinChack we should treat november and december like the weekend of the year. no work, no emails, maybe go to the zoo, up to you 06:26 PM - 03 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ErinChack 2. IG: closedapp @ih8rts friend: come on it’s not even cold me: 03:44 AM - 08 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ih8rts 3. Teresa @teresaeliz You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women 07:55 PM - 14 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @teresaeliz 4. iya ehime ora @ehimeora My toxic trait is thinking wild animals would sense my kind spirit and leave me alone. 06:43 AM - 15 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ehimeora 5. Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode 03:53 PM - 16 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @OrwellNGoode 6. wint @dril wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this 08:34 PM - 08 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dril 7. No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 10:05 PM - 14 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @NoContextBrits 8. liam ✨ @birduniversity the silly goose convention called, they asked if you could be their keynote speaker 09:21 PM - 05 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @birduniversity 9. jame @kloogans me when somebody hits my car: unfortunate but life goes on me when i hear somebody chewing food: im gonna make u go missing. ur family too. the dog even 11:06 PM - 16 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kloogans 10. Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day. 05:28 AM - 08 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CatsOfYore 11. cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys yeah I can bench press 01:12 AM - 16 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @weirdlilguys 12. beetle moses @beetlemoses 04:31 PM - 14 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @beetlemoses 13. Chairman Birb Bernanke (✖️,✖️) @Bonecondor i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible 12:54 AM - 08 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Bonecondor 14. kurtis conner @kurtisconner I had a dream that this happened and it was a very big deal so I wanted to share 08:20 PM - 08 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kurtisconner 15. yasmin @ycsm1n 2000s movies would have a girl say “boys never look at me 😪” and then said girl would be played by megan fox 03:23 PM - 03 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ycsm1n 16. mariana @pastapilled this tiktok never leaves my mind 09:17 PM - 03 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pastapilled 17. 𝚓𝚊𝚜♡ @jjasshole can somebody explain october in the year 1582? time is not real. 11:32 PM - 14 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jjasshole 18. eric curtin @_ericcurtin they hate to see a silly goose winning 05:48 PM - 16 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_ericcurtin 19. max〽️ @Maxthepapi Friend: "Send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!" The picture: 05:31 PM - 11 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Maxthepapi 20. linc @lincnotfound two TOTALLY DIFFERENT milks 05:32 PM - 15 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lincnotfound 21. Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut because deep down he feels that if he grows it out just a little longer, he can look exactly like Aragorn 06:04 PM - 15 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BenjaminCrew1 22. HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon y’all be scared to post y’all spotify wrapped because ur afraid to let people know ur a fan of the Hamilton soundtrack. Tell the full story. 01:56 AM - 01 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @keyon 23. The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 02:10 PM - 16 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @whotfisjovana 24. picardie aurora @picardie_aurora if your girlfriend makes more money than you with a stay at home job but you still work outside of the house then you're sort of an outdoor cat bf 10:12 PM - 03 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @picardie_aurora 25. Zito @_Zeets Visiting a friend in Manhattan 01:35 AM - 03 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_Zeets 26. fucked up looking food @fuckedupfoods chicken nuggest 03:38 PM - 13 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fuckedupfoods 27. jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me is send over a single overeasy egg to my table at ihop in 2014. never knew who it was. fucks me up to think about it 11:49 PM - 16 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jamieloftusHELP 28. fucked up looking food @fuckedupfoods biscuits and gravy fountain 03:17 AM - 16 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fuckedupfoods 29. Deeyana @xdeedeedee My job gave me this 11:03 PM - 11 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @xdeedeedee 30. cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys 🎵hello darkness my old friend🎵 01:19 PM - 12 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @weirdlilguys 31. B&S @_B___S The most unsuccessful sneak attack of all time. 07:46 PM - 08 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_B___S 32. DR. J. AKA MISS STENCILS @jm_ballislife2 She got me yelling 😭😭😭😂😂 07:47 PM - 15 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jm_ballislife2 33. FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd im crying his body just flew away wtf😭 11:59 PM - 30 Oct 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ayosworIdd 34. َ @iTOXlK The day the casino gets an uno table is the day I’ll start gambling 05:28 PM - 01 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @iTOXlK 35. Fred Schultz @FredSchultz35 Would definitely get your blood pumping waking up to that…😳🤣🦏🦮 03:13 PM - 15 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @FredSchultz35 36. Tweets of Cats @TweetsOfCats is this mitosis? 08:36 PM - 11 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TweetsOfCats 37. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad actually my favorite day on twitter was the day that Elmo's vendetta with Rocky was the main story 08:18 PM - 11 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @1followernodad 38. Samantha Nye @TheSamethyst I can't explain the energy on Twitter these days with words but it's this. 09:23 PM - 11 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheSamethyst 39. The Woof World @TheWoofWorld So close, yet so far... 11:34 PM - 16 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheWoofWorld 40. The Madwoman in the Classroom @heymrsbond Leave Twitter just because it’s lacking infrastructure and is terribly understaffed? Babe, I’m a public school teacher 😅 09:52 PM - 15 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @heymrsbond 41. tumblr dot com the website and app @tumblr We are cringe. But we are free. 06:51 PM - 08 Nov 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tumblr