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    Here Are 41 Hilarious Tweets To Make You Smile This Weekend

    "For the rest of the year — no work, no emails, just go to the zoo."

    It's starting to freeze outside, we're on autopilot until the holidays, and we all just need a laugh right? Well here are 41 tiny smirk-inducing tweets that haven't left my head all week, enjoy:

    1.

    we should treat november and december like the weekend of the year. no work, no emails, maybe go to the zoo, up to you

    Twitter: @ErinChack

    2.

    friend: come on it’s not even cold me:

    Twitter: @ih8rts

    3.

    You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

    Twitter: @teresaeliz

    4.

    My toxic trait is thinking wild animals would sense my kind spirit and leave me alone.

    Twitter: @ehimeora

    5.

    Twitter: @OrwellNGoode

    6.

    wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this

    Twitter: @dril

    7.

    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

    8.

    the silly goose convention called, they asked if you could be their keynote speaker

    Twitter: @birduniversity

    9.

    me when somebody hits my car: unfortunate but life goes on me when i hear somebody chewing food: im gonna make u go missing. ur family too. the dog even

    Twitter: @kloogans

    10.

    I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.

    Twitter: @CatsOfYore

    11.

    Twitter: @weirdlilguys

    12.

    Twitter: @beetlemoses

    13.

    i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible

    Twitter: @Bonecondor

    14.

    I had a dream that this happened and it was a very big deal so I wanted to share

    Twitter: @kurtisconner

    15.

    2000s movies would have a girl say “boys never look at me 😪” and then said girl would be played by megan fox

    Twitter: @ycsm1n

    16.

    Twitter: @pastapilled

    17.

    can somebody explain october in the year 1582? time is not real.

    Twitter: @jjasshole

    18.

    they hate to see a silly goose winning

    Twitter: @_ericcurtin

    19.

    Friend: "Send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!" The picture:

    Twitter: @Maxthepapi

    20.

    Twitter: @lincnotfound

    21.

    Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut because deep down he feels that if he grows it out just a little longer, he can look exactly like Aragorn

    Twitter: @BenjaminCrew1

    22.

    y’all be scared to post y’all spotify wrapped because ur afraid to let people know ur a fan of the Hamilton soundtrack. Tell the full story.

    Twitter: @keyon

    23.

    Twitter: @whotfisjovana

    24.

    if your girlfriend makes more money than you with a stay at home job but you still work outside of the house then you're sort of an outdoor cat bf

    Twitter: @picardie_aurora

    25.

    Visiting a friend in Manhattan

    Twitter: @_Zeets

    26.

    Twitter: @fuckedupfoods

    27.

    sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me is send over a single overeasy egg to my table at ihop in 2014. never knew who it was. fucks me up to think about it

    Twitter: @jamieloftusHELP

    28.

    Twitter: @fuckedupfoods

    29.

    Twitter: @xdeedeedee

    30.

    Twitter: @weirdlilguys

    31.

    The most unsuccessful sneak attack of all time.

    Twitter: @_B___S

    32.

    Twitter: @jm_ballislife2

    33.

    im crying his body just flew away wtf😭

    Twitter: @ayosworIdd

    34.

    The day the casino gets an uno table is the day I’ll start gambling

    Twitter: @iTOXlK

    35.

    Would definitely get your blood pumping waking up to that…😳🤣🦏🦮

    Twitter: @FredSchultz35

    36.

    Twitter: @TweetsOfCats

    37.

    actually my favorite day on twitter was the day that Elmo's vendetta with Rocky was the main story

    Twitter: @1followernodad

    38.

    I can't explain the energy on Twitter these days with words but it's this.

    Twitter: @TheSamethyst

    39.

    Twitter: @TheWoofWorld

    40.

    Leave Twitter just because it’s lacking infrastructure and is terribly understaffed? Babe, I’m a public school teacher 😅

    Twitter: @heymrsbond

    41.

    Twitter: @tumblr