Buzz·Posted on Sep. 23, 2022Here Are 30 Tweets That Made Me Smile This Week"The 'devil's lettuce' is coleslaw."by Tori HonoréBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Another long week is done! Here are 30 hilarious tweets to get the weekend started right: 1. Lila Byock @LByock “Do you know anything about ‘Don’t Worry Darling?’” — my mom, reading me the movie listings this morning at the start of what she assumed would be a brief phone call. 06:40 PM - 23 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lbyock 2. Allison Hussey @allisonhussey correct use of disposable income, no notes 03:56 PM - 04 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @allisonhussey 3. Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit "what are your career goals?" just, like, having better posture 08:47 PM - 22 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jackcorrbit 4. Anthony ♛ @Anthony_x22 "Can we reschedule?" YES GOD YES PLEASE YES WOOHOO 04:49 PM - 21 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Anthony_x22 5. A happier day @AHappierDay Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (OC) 01:50 AM - 23 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AHappierDay 6. no context sitcoms ☮︎ @oocsitcoms happy first day of fall we are officially entering damn jackie weather 01:23 AM - 23 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @oocsitcoms 7. Mickey @mickeywon234 My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby 03:45 AM - 19 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mickeywon234 8. 2k💧 @spaceeong the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed 06:08 PM - 19 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @spaceeong 9. 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS Me at any social gathering 03:03 AM - 23 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @EwdatsGROSS 10. lola 🌷 @lil_gods_fave oh you hate "spooky season"? Well i love goth women. And i will do anything to make them happy. so how about that. october should be 100 days long 04:45 PM - 22 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lil_gods_fave 11. twilight renaissance @twilightreborn it's the first day of fall, this is your sign to watch twilight today 03:33 PM - 22 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @twilightreborn 12. Jet🦉 @Drizzyrich14 “i’ll let you know” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it 11:27 PM - 17 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Drizzyrich14 13. YOLANDA PARODY @yolanda_parody 06:07 PM - 17 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @yolanda_parody 14. SPENCE, TODD @Todd_Spence This continues to be the greatest squirrel feeder ever 05:04 AM - 04 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Todd_Spence 15. max〽️ @Maxthepapi Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November". 06:25 AM - 17 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Maxthepapi 16. 🇪🇬Omar @Omar_pets0 Dog feeding other animals 01:19 AM - 20 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Omar_pets0 17. unintentionelle @ellewasamistake judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth me: yes judge: who do you like me: omg dare 02:29 PM - 17 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ellewasamistake 18. Wesley BOOtilier 🎃👻 @WesleyBout This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive https://t.co/e9bdoC1i9N 11:44 PM - 21 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WesleyBout 19. brooke @ladyefron Sorry I had to 09:22 PM - 22 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ladyefron 20. Stormy Kittyhawk 🔜 MFF🎈🎈 @StormyKittyhawk Baby are you okay? You've barely touched your Char-spookerie. 01:59 AM - 07 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @StormyKittyhawk 21. Tansu YEĞEN @TansuYegen When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🙂🐧🐧🐧 03:34 AM - 23 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TansuYegen 22. Carly Tennes @TennesAnyone Tonight's to-do list: -honk -shoo -honk -mimimimimi 05:49 PM - 20 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TennesAnyone 23. No Context Cats @nocontextscats Deal 🤝 03:08 PM - 19 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @nocontextscats 24. ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl I GOT IN!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 to the building, i was pushing for 10 minutes before I realized it said “pull” 07:31 PM - 20 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl 25. BuzzFeed Canada @BuzzFeedCanada we must protect polkaroo at all costs 12:13 AM - 23 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BuzzFeedCanada 26. Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel Deep in my bones, I do not understand why the Great British Bake Off is in a tent. 01:43 AM - 20 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @NoahGarfinkel 27. Meh @Spilling_The_T When you gotta kill campers at 8 but you’re competing on RuPaul’s Drag Race at 9 07:36 PM - 16 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Spilling_The_T 28. WHAT DREAD HAND CASTS THE LIGHTNING @rhidaneelolivaw The gap between “goth” and “clown” is so small… So fragile… This is why Batman wars with the Joker 05:57 PM - 14 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rhidaneelolivaw 29. 🌈Dr. Frizzle @Swilua you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but what about 09:44 AM - 15 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Swilua 30. Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney This Dad built his son a playhouse with an elevator and the baby's reaction is pure joy. 🎥 Imgur/Tourmalin 04:06 PM - 22 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DannyDeraney What are your spooky season plans? Let us know in the comments!