"The Kids Have Hidden A Hotdog In The House But I Can’t Find It” — 31 Tweets To Laugh At This Week

    Today I learned that actual wolves are MUCH bigger than huskies... but huskies are already big so...

    We all deserve a good laugh every now and then. Here are 31 tweets that I hope make you do that weird laugh where you exhale just a wee bit harder than usual while smirking:

    1.

    Cashier: “The receipt is in the bag” Me: “You too”

    Twitter: @iHad2GoGetit

    2.

    This is so messed up. They should be in the wild.

    Twitter: @MattPostSaysHi

    3.

    A husky next to a wolf. 🤯 My entire life I thought they were the size of dogs. I’ve been heavily mistaken.

    Twitter: @todayyearsoldig

    4.

    how does it work when there’s anime in an anime? Like do they know they’re drawn too?

    Twitter: @tylergaca

    5.

    Twitter: @RespectfulMemes

    6.

    if the redhead went into the acting business im afraid i would have to support nepotism https://t.co/GwJRNFkpLM

    Twitter: @ModernGurlzz

    7.

    Twitter: @notgwendalupe

    8.

    Twitter: @mischiefanimals

    9.

    Twitter: @DaveMcNamee3000

    10.

    Early 2000s movies were like “this is a high school sophomore”

    Twitter: @ty_ler_michael

    11.

    Twitter: @WholesomeMeme

    12.

    Twitter: @RayNarvaezJr

    13.

    Shoutout to this stunt guy from John Wick 4 in particular

    Twitter: @funEman_

    14.

    thinking about the time last year that guy rode his nascar against the wall of the track to slingshot past everyone else and it was such a fun and badass move that everyone in charge of the sport unanimously agreed it should be Super Illegal

    Twitter: @NotABigJerk

    15.

    Twitter: @skyferrori

    16.

    do tennis players know if they hit the ball a little gentler their friend could hit it back and they could play longer

    Twitter: @danielleweisber

    17.

    Twitter: @wildtiktokss

    18.

    I’m on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, “I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I can’t find it”

    Twitter: @notmythirdrodeo

    19.

    Twitter: @jijisblog

    20.

    Why are restrooms in America like this?

    Twitter: @ask_aubry

    21.

    Twitter: @BaileySarian

    22.

    Twitter: @vidsthatgohard

    23.

    Having a boyfriend is so awesome like there’s just a guy in ur house whose job it is to know where countries are and what exactly Watergate was

    Twitter: @raynefq

    24.

    someone hacked into my netflix account last month and watched every episode of cocomelon and then left me a note

    Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio

    25.

    Twitter: @AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

    26.

    my worst fear is getting caught by a tiktok street interviewer when i’m wearing a bad outfit

    Twitter: @uhhmmily

    27.

    this is so funny, who would advertise that as a family day 😭

    Twitter: @ycsm1n

    28.

    NO IT'S A TRAP! Remember what happened last time someone was asked this??

    Twitter: @CSMFHT

    29.

    Photo of a man mansplaining a woman on how to eat hamburger

    Twitter: @weirddalle

    30.

    Me coming back to the party after my friend sent me home in an Uber

    Twitter: @koi_takleefff

    31.

    lettuce puppy is here to bless and cleanse your timeline

    Twitter: @jonrosenberg

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