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    Trumps Roast Revenge On Obama, Alex Jones Investigates

    When Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura fall upon the real truth behind the mind control toupee that Donald Trump wears, it seems to justify his closet racist attitude at President Obama's Roast. Little did the world know that they were being hunted by the Predator for trophies threatened into stirring up trouble within the White House. Charlie Sheen assembles the Tiger Blood Army in order to dispose of this menace whom seems to already have been destroyed by Arnold Schwarzenegger's foul play with the cleaning lady.

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    When Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura fall upon the real truth behind the mind control toupee that Donald Trump wears, it seems to justify his closet racist attitude at President Obama's Roast. Little did the world know that they were being hunted by the Predator for trophies threatened into stirring up trouble within the White House. Charlie Sheen assembles the Tiger Blood Army in order to dispose of this menace whom seems to already have been destroyed by Arnold Schwarzenegger's foul play with the cleaning lady.