10 Songs That Donald Trump (Probably) Sings In The Shower

Songs about masculinity, 'MURICA and epic hair...

That crowning glory is the key to all his trumpiness...

1. Hair - Lady Gaga

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'I just wanna be myself

And I want you to love me for who I am

I just wanna be myself

And I want you to know, I am my hair'

Now a song to reiterate everything his campaign hinges on...

2. Born In The U.S.A - Bruce Springsteen

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'Nowhere to run,

Ain't got nowhere to go,

Born in the U.S.A.,

I was born in the U.S.A.'

The most manly of men sing along to the village people...

3. Macho Man - Village People

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'Macho, macho man

I've got to be, a macho man

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)

I've got to be a macho!'

A song to pump him up for his rallies...

4. If White America Told The Truth For One Day It's World Would Fall Apart - Manic Street Preachers

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'Morning - fine - serve your first coffee of the day

Real privilege, it will take your problems all away

Number one - the best - no excuse from me

I am here to serve the moral majority'

Because if you didn't know, Trump LOVES America...

5. America - Neil Diamond

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'Everywhere around the world,

They're coming to America.

Every time that flag's unfurled,

They're coming to America'

He loves it so much that he wants to 'build a wall'...

6. Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall

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'All in all you're just another brick in the wall'

More wall based material (or fence, whichever way you want to look at it...)

7. Don't Fence Me In - Bing Crosby

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'Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies

Don't fence me in

Let me ride through the wide country that I love

Don't fence me in...'

Back to the hair (we can't forget the hair...)

8. Whip My Hair - Willow Smith

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'Hop up out the bed, turn my swag on

Pay no attention to them haters

Because we whip 'em off

And we ain’t doin' nothin' wrong'

This song pretty much sums Trump up as he nears the end of his (rather long shower)

9. You And Me (But Mostly Me) - The Book of Mormon

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'Now it's our time to go out

And set the world's people free

And we can do it together, you and me

But mostly me'

Ending on a high with the classic...

10. I Am What I Am - Gloria Gaynor

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'I am what I am

And what I am needs no excuses'