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    17 Fruit And Vegetable Tweets That Have No Right To Be This Funny

    "I know, let's put stickers on every single piece of fruit sold in America!" —Satan

    Tom Vellner
    by Tom Vellner

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1.

    Twitter: @BienSur_JeTaime

    2.

    Twitter: @EmilyGould

    3.

    Twitter: @ryepastrami

    4.

    Twitter: @ThaJawn

    5.

    Twitter: @rainnwilson

    6.

    Twitter: @TheToddWilliams

    7.

    Twitter: @adamhess1

    8.

    Twitter: @javeigh

    9.

    Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

    10.

    Twitter: @stevevsninjas

    11.

    Twitter: @TragicAllyHere

    12.

    Twitter: @slightlyfunny77

    13.

    Twitter: @morninggloria

    14.

    Twitter: @mountain_goats

    15.

    Twitter: @Megatronic13

    16.

    Twitter: @ellisuhhh

    17.

    Twitter: @mikefossey

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