13 Victorian Homes That'll Make You Say, "Did I Just Get Hard From Real Estate Porn?"

There are definitely ghosts in most of these, just FYI.

1. Are you drooling? I'm definitely not drooling over this majestic home in Methuen, Massachusetts.

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Built: 1879

Cost: $599,000

What you get: Four beds, three bathrooms, full basement, walk-up attic, attached two-story carriage house with basement

2. I don't know about you, but I'd want to show off this house in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to all my friends.

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Built: 1998

Cost: $445,000

What you get: Six bedrooms, four and a half bathrooms, two kitchens, two laundry rooms, a bonus room

3. Honestly, don't even look at this home in Columbus, Ohio. I've already put a bid in.

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Built: 1888

Cost: $995,000

What you get: Four beds, three and a half bathrooms, finished third floor with full bath, full-house backup generator, three-car garage

4. I... I'm sorry, but is the plaque on this home in Trinidad, Colorado, in the American Horror Story font???

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Built: 1892

Cost: $695,000

What you get: Six bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms, porch with mountain views, two-car garage

5. Hi, this mansion in Petersburg, Virginia, has SEVEN FIREPLACES.

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Built: 1890

Cost: $399,900

What you get: Five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms, seven custom fireplaces, carriage house, attic, landscaped yard

6. Is this home in Centerville, Iowa, even allowed to be this pretty??

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Built: 1885

Cost: $299,500

What you get: Three bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms, two gas fireplaces, stained glass, renovated attic, carriage house

7. I'd feel like a goddamn American patriot walking up to this home in Baltimore, Maryland.

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Built: 1900

Cost: $649,900

What you get: Five bedrooms, three bathrooms, three wood-burning fireplaces, can function as single-family home or three separate apartments

8. Um, is this home in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, flirting with me?? Because it's charming as hell.

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Built: 1902

Cost: $459,900

What you get: Four bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms, two fireplaces, two-car detached garage, third-floor widow's walk-off, in-law accommodations

9. This stunner in Babylon, New York, is almost 150 years old and still lookin' damn good.

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Built: 1870

Cost: $999,999

What you get: Five bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms, office, original chandeliers, tin ceilings

10. Casper for sure already lives here, so if you don't mind a roommate, this incredible oceanfront property is up for grabs in Swampscott, Massachusetts.

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Built: 1883

Cost: $998,000

What you get: Five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms, wrap-around porch, finished third-floor, ocean views

11. You could throw some legendary pool parties at this home in Oak Park, Illinois, just sayin'.

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Built: 1899

Cost: $990,000

What you get: Five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms, two fireplaces, finished third floor, expansive yard, in-ground pool, gazebo

12. I CALL DIBS ON THIS BEACHY ABODE IN CHULA VISTA, CALIFORNIA.

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Built: 1888

Cost: $825,000

What you get: Four bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms, covered front porch, lush backyard with gazebo, avocado and orange trees, vegetable garden

13. And this house in Saint Paul, Minnesota, is more sophisticated than I'll ever be, TBH.

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Built: 1896

Cost: $749,000

What you get: Eight bedrooms, five bathrooms, two fireplaces, walk-in refrigerator, front porch, back deck, landscaped patio

BRB taking a cold shower after all that real estate porn...

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