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    13 Victorian Homes That'll Make You Say, "Did I Just Get Hard From Real Estate Porn?"

    There are definitely ghosts in most of these, just FYI.

    1. Are you drooling? I'm definitely not drooling over this majestic home in Methuen, Massachusetts.

    2. I don't know about you, but I'd want to show off this house in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to all my friends.

    3. Honestly, don't even look at this home in Columbus, Ohio. I've already put a bid in.

    4. I... I'm sorry, but is the plaque on this home in Trinidad, Colorado, in the American Horror Story font???

    5. Hi, this mansion in Petersburg, Virginia, has SEVEN FIREPLACES.

    6. Is this home in Centerville, Iowa, even allowed to be this pretty??

    7. I'd feel like a goddamn American patriot walking up to this home in Baltimore, Maryland.

    8. Um, is this home in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, flirting with me?? Because it's charming as hell.

    9. This stunner in Babylon, New York, is almost 150 years old and still lookin' damn good.

    10. Casper for sure already lives here, so if you don't mind a roommate, this incredible oceanfront property is up for grabs in Swampscott, Massachusetts.

    11. You could throw some legendary pool parties at this home in Oak Park, Illinois, just sayin'.

    12. I CALL DIBS ON THIS BEACHY ABODE IN CHULA VISTA, CALIFORNIA.

    13. And this house in Saint Paul, Minnesota, is more sophisticated than I'll ever be, TBH.

    BRB taking a cold shower after all that real estate porn...