5 Ridiculously Cheap Grooming Products Your Beard Didn't Know It Needed

    "I like your beard." —Kesha/everyone you know after trying these products.

    Tom Vellner
    by Tom Vellner

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    BEARDS!!! They can make a face look truly majestic — and you'll see lots of them now that No-Shave November is officially underway and the days are getting colder.

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    But if you don't take care of them, they can get coarse and dirty and basically look like a bird built a nasty-ass nest directly on your face.

    Whether you have a beard and want to treat it right, or you think some grooming products would make the perfect gift for your partner, father, or friend, you've come to the right place.

    Though, honestly, some of you are probably here just to look at hot dudes with beards and I respect that.

    1. Say buh-bye to itchiness and beardruff and keep your whiskers feeling super-smooth with this Honest Amish beard balm that 4,000+ Amazon users swear by.

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    Promising review: "This is the best stuff on earth. It's heavy until your beard dries. Mine is like a toilet brush after a shower. This is the best softener/controller. It'll last most of the day and smells citrusy and mild — the wife loves the scent. It'll add a little shine to a clean beard in the sun. You can go longer between trims and touch-ups because it moistens everything, which keeps errant, kinky guys from stickin' out all over. Just a bloody brilliant product!" —Tim Dhillon

    Get it from Amazon for $12.87.

    2. Untangle the hairy madness with this scented, anti-static Rocky Mountain Barber Company sandalwood comb.

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    Promising review: "This is by far the best beard comb I've ever owned. It has a very nice weight to it, and feels very sturdy. I have about a five-inch beard, and every other comb I've purchased hasn't been able to get down to the follicles to distribute the beard oils. This comb has exceeded my expectations in every way. The packaging is so nice that I decided to keep the box, and keep the comb in it when I'm not using it. 10/10 would buy again." —Max

    Get it from Amazon for $16.97.

    3. Your beard will thank you after you wash it with this hydrating Grave Before Shave shampoo that smells like a fresh, old-school barber shop.

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    Promising review: "After two uses over three days, my beard itchiness is gone and my beard dandruff is about 95% gone. I've tried using Head and Shoulders shampoo on my beard, but it had no benefit. Grave Before Shave has a pleasant fragrance that is quite mild after rinsing and drying. I only use a small amount each time, so it should last awhile." —Tim Witort

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    4. This fragrance-free Leven Rose beard oil will moisturize your coarse facial hair and your skin, no matter how sensitive it is. (Oh, and it has 4.6/5 stars from 4,500+ Amazon users.)

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    Promising review: "This product is a must-have. I suffer from extremely sensitive skin. I stopped using any kind of product for a while because the skin under my beard was not happy. This Leven Rose beard oil has stopped the dryness and itchiness of my beard COMPLETELY. Hairs are growing in better shape and I'm noticing tiny hairs growing in areas I thought were going to be hairless forever. I feel more confident having a beard now." —Roberto C Rivera Rodriguez

    Get it from Amazon for $13.97.

    5. And last, but certainly not least, keep your beard neat and tidy with these Equinox professional scissors, which nearly 3,000 Amazon users love.

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    Promising review: "The shears surpassed all my expectations. They have a very comfortable grip, they are convenient to work with, and they are extraordinarily sharp! I can cut hair ends half an inch from my fingers without the hairs slipping along the edges. This is how barber's shears ought to be!" —Michael Kadaner

    Get them from Amazon for $12.29.

    Now go forth and show off your glorious beard that Rip Van Winkle himself would envy!

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    Amazon reviews have been edited for length/clarity.