Weddings·Posted on Apr 17, 201717 Things You Can't Get Away With When You Live With Your S.O.DO NOT WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE WITHOUT ME.by Tom VellnerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Blaming dirty dishes on somebody else. instagram.com Oh, were those mine? 😇 2. Watching the next episode of your show without them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF IFC This is basically grounds for a breakup/divorce. 3. Saying you ~woke up like this~. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. Though honestly, the best part of living together is not caring when you look like an actual monster. 4. Pretending you didn't leave the bathroom smelling like a barnyard. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed 🎶 I know you like to think yo shit don't stink 🎶 but like wow light a match plz 5. Deciding what to have for dinner without launching a full-blown summit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema How your life breaks down: 1/3 sleep, 1/3 Netflix, 1/3 arguing about dinner. 6. Avoiding them when you're pissed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy THEY'RE ALWAYS RIGHT THERE. 7. Leaving your crap all over the place. ABC Unless you both do, and then you just forget what your floor looks like. 8. Operating on your own time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nickelodeon Waiting for them to get out of the shower becomes your main hobby. 9. Being "busy" when their parents are in town. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC "Sure, they can totally have our bed for the night," you say, teeth clenched. 10. Not dishing on the latest work gossip when you get home. Twitter: @romanrochelle Sharon did WHAT now? 11. Not contracting whatever illness they have. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC *schedules "out sick" in planner* 12. Pretending you want to go out on a Friday night. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW Why interact with garbage humans when you can just lie on the couch together? 13. Wearing a real outfit without being asked, "Why are you so dressed up?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Comedy Central Me: *has anything but sweatpants on*Boyfriend: Are you going somewhere? 14. Keeping literally any food to yourself. Twitter: @medzzzx Can I have some? 15. Expecting their disgusting habits to disappear. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC clean 👏 up 👏 your 👏 pubes👏 16. Escaping their Richter-scale snoring. FOX Welcome to the rest of your life! 17. And finally, acting like you're not completely, 100% attached. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com ^ You whenever they walk through the door.