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    Apr 17, 2017

    17 Things You Can't Get Away With When You Live With Your S.O.

    DO NOT WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE WITHOUT ME.

    1. Blaming dirty dishes on somebody else.

    instagram.com

    Oh, were those mine? ๐Ÿ˜‡

    2. Watching the next episode of your show without them.

    IFC

    This is basically grounds for a breakup/divorce.

    3. Saying you ~woke up like this~.

    Warner Bros.

    Though honestly, the best part of living together is not caring when you look like an actual monster.

    4. Pretending you didn't leave the bathroom smelling like a barnyard.

    Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed

    ๐ŸŽถ I know you like to think yo shit don't stink ๐ŸŽถ but like wow light a match plz

    5. Deciding what to have for dinner without launching a full-blown summit.

    New Line Cinema

    How your life breaks down: 1/3 sleep, 1/3 Netflix, 1/3 arguing about dinner.

    6. Avoiding them when you're pissed.

    Syfy

    THEY'RE ALWAYS RIGHT THERE.

    7. Leaving your crap all over the place.

    ABC

    Unless you both do, and then you just forget what your floor looks like.

    8. Operating on your own time.

    Nickelodeon

    Waiting for them to get out of the shower becomes your main hobby.

    9. Being "busy" when their parents are in town.

    NBC

    "Sure, they can totally have our bed for the night," you say, teeth clenched.

    10. Not dishing on the latest work gossip when you get home.

    Twitter: @romanrochelle

    Sharon did WHAT now?

    11. Not contracting whatever illness they have.

    NBC

    *schedules "out sick" in planner*

    12. Pretending you want to go out on a Friday night.

    CW

    Why interact with garbage humans when you can just lie on the couch together?

    13. Wearing a real outfit without being asked, "Why are you so dressed up?"

    Comedy Central

    Me: *has anything but sweatpants on*

    Boyfriend: Are you going somewhere?

    14. Keeping literally any food to yourself.

    Twitter: @medzzzx

    Can I have some?

    15. Expecting their disgusting habits to disappear.

    ABC

    clean ๐Ÿ‘ up ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ pubes๐Ÿ‘

    16. Escaping their Richter-scale snoring.

    FOX

    Welcome to the rest of your life!

    17. And finally, acting like you're not completely, 100% attached.

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    ^ You whenever they walk through the door.