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    Posted on Jul 24, 2014

    This Is What Scottish People Are Like, According To Stock Photographs

    True fact: All Scots love kissing Highland cattle.

    Welcome to Scotland! Here is a quick and completely accurate guide to what Scottish people are like.

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    All of these pictures were found by searching for "Scottish", "Scotland", "Scottish man" or "Scottish woman" on stock photography websites.

    1. Scottish men look like this.

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    2. Scottish women look like this.

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    3. Scottish people are very patriotic and are constantly waving small Scottish flags.

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    4. Scottish people a very proud of their Scottish business cards and will show them to you at every opportunity.

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    5. Scottish people are all superheroes whose secret power is being Scottish.

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    6. Scottish people are friendly and polite.

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    7. Scottish people spend most of their days carefully tuning their bagpipes.

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    8. Scottish people then play their bagpipes at sunset.

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    9. Scottish people play their bagpipes so hard it makes them grow old very quickly.

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    10. Scottish people like to look worried while sitting on heather.

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    11. Scottish people enjoy staring thoughtfully at bales of hay.

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    12. Scottish people always raise their hands in the air when they look at landscapes.

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    13. Scottish people spend their days being sassy while fishing.

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    14. Scottish people love kissing Highland cattle.

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    15. Scottish people look quite chilly on beaches.

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    16. Scottish people really enjoy removing shopping trolleys from ponds.

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    17. Scottish people have very convincing hair.

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    18. Scottish people are very flirty with their kilts.

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    19. Scottish people are always drinking whisky direct from a decanter.

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    20. Scottish people are TERRIBLE at winking.

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    21. Scottish people simply cannot get enough of standing on beaches wearing lampshades on their heads.

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    22. Scottish people just will not stop eating nails.

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    23. Scottish people are so baffled by dice they don't notice the small clumps of hay stuck to their walls.

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    24. And Scottish people love dressing in traditional clothing and being romanced by tiny amorous bearded men.

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    And that's exactly what Scotland is like.

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