The Weirdest Questions Asked By “The Wright Stuff” On Twitter

Cloning dinosaurs: are you for or against?

2. “The Wright Stuff” is a chat show hosted by Matthew Wright, which airs in the mornings on Britain’s Channel 5. The show has a Twitter account. The Twitter account is amazing.

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

You got what, stuck where? Your tales of things you’ve got stuck in noses and ears.

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4. It never replies to anybody. It never retweets anybody. It never links to anything. All it does is shout questions into the void. Amazing questions.

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Should we bring back dinosaurs? Boffins reckon the science is nearly there. But should we? Just because we can, does that mean we should?

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7. So many questions.

Is 40 too old to skateboard?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Is 40 too old to skateboard?

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Should we call time on the high five?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Should we call time on the high five?

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Do only cowards quit at the top?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Do only cowards quit at the top?

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Is it ever ok to kill a spider?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Is it ever ok to kill a spider?

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Are pink and blue Kinder Surprise eggs sexist?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Are pink and blue Kinder Surprise eggs sexist?

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What makes women kill?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

What makes women kill?

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Can you be too sexy? Is there a limit to how sexy one person can be?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Can you be too sexy? Is there a limit to how sexy one person can be?

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16. It’s not entirely clear that the questions even have answers.

Would you rather your better half was cute or hot?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Would you rather your better half was cute or hot?

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17. And some of them have… well, really easy answers.

A 10 year old boy was told to change when he turned up in Nazi uniform for a school’s WW2 day. Since when have Nazi outfits been a no no?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

A 10 year old boy was told to change when he turned up in Nazi uniform for a school’s WW2 day. Since when have Nazi outfits been a no no?

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@5WrightStuff @EvaWiseman 1945.

— Lauren Laverne (@laurenlaverne)

Lauren Laverne

@laurenlaverne

@5WrightStuff @EvaWiseman 1945.

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19. Don’t even know what this one means.

Would you take a death test?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Would you take a death test?

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20. Some of the questions are bit… well. You know.

Are there no-go zones for breastfeeding? Have you seen a mum breastfeed in a place you didn’t think it was appropriate.

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Are there no-go zones for breastfeeding? Have you seen a mum breastfeed in a place you didn’t think it was appropriate.

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The Coalition have made adopting black and asian kid easier. Are we in danger of downplaying the importance of racial identity in adoption?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

The Coalition have made adopting black and asian kid easier. Are we in danger of downplaying the importance of racial identity in adoption?

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23. It includes some really strong material on parenting.

Should every family go camping once?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Should every family go camping once?

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Is being obsessed with boybands dangerous for your daughters?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Is being obsessed with boybands dangerous for your daughters?

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Concerned your kids are on smart drugs?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Concerned your kids are on smart drugs?

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Is it ok to give your teenager’s friends alcohol, without permission, if you’ve brought them along on holiday with you?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Is it ok to give your teenager’s friends alcohol, without permission, if you’ve brought them along on holiday with you?

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Should you teach your kids to fight?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Should you teach your kids to fight?

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Growing up with a parent in jail

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Growing up with a parent in jail

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Can you ever fix a broken child?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Can you ever fix a broken child?

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CALL AN AMBULANCE.

32. Some of its questions sound a bit like cries for help.

Can you shame yourself thin?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Can you shame yourself thin?

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Why does everyone seem to have a downer on so-called happy pills?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Why does everyone seem to have a downer on so-called happy pills?

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Are you wasting your life if you go on the same holiday, year in, year out?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Are you wasting your life if you go on the same holiday, year in, year out?

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Should we teach kids that dreams just don't come true?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Should we teach kids that dreams just don’t come true?

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37. Occasionally it just shouts at the heavens.

Rain or shine? Make up your mind!

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

Rain or shine? Make up your mind!

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38. And every once in a while, it goes really angry and allcapsy and you start getting a bit scared of it.

IS IT RACIST TO SAY I WOULDN’T DATE A BLACK GUY?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

IS IT RACIST TO SAY I WOULDN’T DATE A BLACK GUY?

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IS IT YOUR FAULT IF NO-ONE GETS YOUR SICK JOKES?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

IS IT YOUR FAULT IF NO-ONE GETS YOUR SICK JOKES?

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IS IT YOUR FAULT IF YOUR KIDS HAVE NO FRIENDS?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

IS IT YOUR FAULT IF YOUR KIDS HAVE NO FRIENDS?

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WRITE WHAT YOU WANT ON A GRAVESTONE?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

WRITE WHAT YOU WANT ON A GRAVESTONE?

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42. And then, sometimes, it just turns into the Hulk.

DOES SMASHING STUFF UP MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

— The Wright Stuff (@5WrightStuff)

The Wright Stuff

@5WrightStuff

DOES SMASHING STUFF UP MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

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