The Best Of The Amazing "Penis Beaker" Debate

Edited highlights from the possibly greatest thread in Mumsnet history. NSFW, especially if you work in a beaker factory.

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"Sex towel"

...because you like having sex on the washing machine?

The pressing issue of the sink washing/sex wee bathroom clash is discussed.

Beaker-as-seduction-aid.

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We slightly want a t-shirt with "FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER" on it.

The question of liquid receptacle as penis-measuring tool is batted about a bit.

Twitter has now started weighing in on the issue.

"If this penis beaker's a sloshin' my cock's bein' a washin'!" <- idea for a #penisbeaker slogan.

Martin Wefail

@wefail

"If this penis beaker's a sloshin' my cock's bein' a washin'!" <- idea for a #penisbeaker slogan.

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What about a nice bottle of Jif instead? Something with a spray nozzle? #penisbeaker

harrietreuterhapgö཭

@hapgoodness

What about a nice bottle of Jif instead? Something with a spray nozzle? #penisbeaker

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Usually just a quick wipe on the curtains #PenisBeaker

P.S.Burton

@PSBurton

Usually just a quick wipe on the curtains #PenisBeaker

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Joking aside, this cut glass #penisbeaker has been in my family since 1706. Note the ornamental flies...

P.S.Burton

@PSBurton

Joking aside, this cut glass #penisbeaker has been in my family since 1706. Note the ornamental flies...

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