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The Best Of The Amazing "Penis Beaker" Debate

Edited highlights from the possibly greatest thread in Mumsnet history. NSFW, especially if you work in a beaker factory.

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Twitter has now started weighing in on the issue.

"If this penis beaker's a sloshin' my cock's bein' a washin'!" <- idea for a #penisbeaker slogan.

Martin Wefail

@wefail

"If this penis beaker's a sloshin' my cock's bein' a washin'!" <- idea for a #penisbeaker slogan.

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What about a nice bottle of Jif instead? Something with a spray nozzle? #penisbeaker

harrietreuterhapgö཭

@hapgoodness

What about a nice bottle of Jif instead? Something with a spray nozzle? #penisbeaker

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Usually just a quick wipe on the curtains #PenisBeaker

P.S.Burton

@PSBurton

Usually just a quick wipe on the curtains #PenisBeaker

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Joking aside, this cut glass #penisbeaker has been in my family since 1706. Note the ornamental flies...

P.S.Burton

@PSBurton

Joking aside, this cut glass #penisbeaker has been in my family since 1706. Note the ornamental flies...

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