6. “Sex towel”
…because you like having sex on the washing machine?
26. Twitter has now started weighing in on the issue.
“If this penis beaker’s a sloshin’ my cock’s bein’ a washin’!” <- idea for a #penisbeaker slogan.
What about a nice bottle of Jif instead? Something with a spray nozzle? #penisbeaker
Usually just a quick wipe on the curtains #PenisBeaker
Joking aside, this cut glass #penisbeaker has been in my family since 1706. Note the ornamental flies…