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The 12 Types Of People You Find In News Website Comments

Wake up, sheeple.

1. The free speech martyr.

2. Captain Satire.

3. Freelance accountants.

4. The Resistance.

5. That bloke who just spends an awful lot of his time thinking about gay sex.

6. Definitely, definitely not racists.

7. Jazz bigots.

8. Pedant's

9. The people who don’t realise websites can have more than one thing on them.

10. The ones whose points are fatally undermined by the fact they also filled out the "location" bit of the comment form.

11. Anybody who says "methinks".

Key Traits: Says "methinks".

Typical Quote: "Methinks".

12. ...and commenters with reasonable, informed, well-argued points that illuminate the issue and bring fresh perspectives to the debate.