Buzz·Posted on 24 Jul 201419 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made IllegalConclusive proof that these are the best jokes.by Tom PhillipsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail "My wife recently went on holiday to the Caribbean..." Click for punchline... Correct Incorrect Click for punchline... Correct! Wrong! "My wife recently went on holiday to north Italy..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My wife recently flew on a plane to a city in the American Midwest..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My wife’s band recently went on tour in southeast Asia..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My wife has recently been writing a dictionary while staying in a city on the east coast of Scotland..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My wife and my mother-in-law recently went shopping in India..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My husband recently went on holiday to Weymouth..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "Hey, can you remember which US state my wife’s gone on holiday to?" Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My wife and I recently went on a romantic break to north Wales..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "I recently went for a dirty weekend in the south of France with my wife..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My husband recently joined a social network in a village on the south coast of England near Chichester..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My wife recently went clothes shopping on the east coast of the USA..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "Police are investigating the mysterious disappearance of my husband in a large city in Yorkshire..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My boyfriend and I recently went on a very long journey to the fourth-largest city in The Netherlands...." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My civil partner's restaurant in southwest London was recently closed down by health inspectors after it made her customers ill..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My husband and I recently went back to our old neighbourhood in one of India's biggest cities, and we couldn't believe how gentrified it had got. There were so many shops and restaurants we didn't recognise..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "Moi woife, who like both of us has a very stereotypical Oirish accent, has recently spent some toime down large holes in de ground in a city in dat dere Iowa, so she has, to be sure." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "My wife's band, who if you remember were touring southeast Asia, are now in South Korea..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong! "Jesus Christ, I just found out that my wife recently started having an affair with my best friend in south Wales..." Click... Correct Incorrect Click... Correct! Wrong!
