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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

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  1. "My wife recently went on holiday to the Caribbean..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My wife recently went on holiday to north Italy..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My wife recently flew on a plane to a city in the American Midwest..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My wife’s band recently went on tour in southeast Asia..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My wife has recently been writing a dictionary while staying in a city on the east coast of Scotland..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My wife and my mother-in-law recently went shopping in India..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My husband recently went on holiday to Weymouth..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "Hey, can you remember which US state my wife’s gone on holiday to?"

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My wife and I recently went on a romantic break to north Wales..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "I recently went for a dirty weekend in the south of France with my wife..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My husband recently joined a social network in a village on the south coast of England near Chichester..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My wife recently went clothes shopping on the east coast of the USA..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "Police are investigating the mysterious disappearance of my husband in a large city in Yorkshire..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My boyfriend and I recently went on a very long journey to the fourth-largest city in The Netherlands...."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My civil partner's restaurant in southwest London was recently closed down by health inspectors after it made her customers ill..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My husband and I recently went back to our old neighbourhood in one of India's biggest cities, and we couldn't believe how gentrified it had got. There were so many shops and restaurants we didn't recognise..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "Moi woife, who like both of us has a very stereotypical Oirish accent, has recently spent some toime down large holes in de ground in a city in dat dere Iowa, so she has, to be sure."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "My wife's band, who if you remember were touring southeast Asia, are now in South Korea..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

  1. "Jesus Christ, I just found out that my wife recently started having an affair with my best friend in south Wales..."

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19 Brilliantly Terrible "My Wife" Puns So Bad They Should Be Made Illegal

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