18 People Who Have Really Nailed This Tinder Conversation Thing

Reasons why you should never swipe right.

1. It’s important to make a strong first impression.

2. Make sure you nail it right out of the gate.

3. Keep the conversation going.

4. If in doubt, end on poop emojis.

5. Accuracy is important.

7. But not too honest.

8. Persistence: does not pay off.

10. Remember: Whatever can go wrong, will.

11. Basically people are terrible.

12. People are weird.

13. People tell you too much about themselves.

14. People ask you things.

15. People are… I don’t know what people are.

16. The lesson of this is never talk to anybody ever.

17. If you find yourself in a conversation by accident, stop it quickly.

18. Because otherwise things like this happen and it will be aaaaawkward.

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Tom Phillips is the UK editorial director for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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