1.
"Oh god, is that the time?"
2.
"WHY WOULD YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS? WHY IS THE LIGHT SO BRIGHT?"
3.
"If I try to move my head everything starts spinning."
4.
"Is somebody drilling outside? Why would you do that? I want to cry."
5.
"I think I might still be drunk."
6.
"Yeah, I'm definitely still drunk."
7.
"I've just woken up next to someone and I don't know their name."
8.
"Oh shit, why's everybody blanking me? What did I do?"
9.
"How the hell did we make that much mess?"
10.
"I just remembered who I kissed."
11.
"All of my skin hurts."
12.
"I'm not talking to any of you bastards."
13.
"I think I texted my ex last night."
14.
"Oh shit I did text my ex last night."
15.
"I just tried to make it to the kitchen and I couldn't stand up."
16.
"Why is this room so hoooooooot?"
17.
"Maybe if I just stay very quiet and still the pain will go away."
18.
"I can't face eating breakfast. Take it away. I can't even look at eggs."
19.
"I am never drinking again. I mean it this time."
20.
"I think I left my wallet in the taxi."
21.
"I can't stop shaking I think I'm dying help."
22.
"I yearn for the release of death."
23.
"Oh Christ, the kids have woken up. I CANNOT COPE WITH THIS RIGHT NOW."
24.
"Oh god I think I'm going to be sick."
25.
"I'm definitely going to be sick, get out of the way."