The Eurovision Song Contest takes place in Denmark this week, prompting the usual speculation about who's going to win and who'll get nul points. So we thought we'd try to cheat.
1. Denmark – Basim, "Cliché Love Song"
2. Armenia – Aram MP3, "Not Alone"
3. Israel – Mei Finegold, "Same Heart"
4. United Kingdom – Molly, "Children Of The Universe"
5. France – Twin Twin, "Moustache"
6. Greece – Freaky Fortune, "Rise Up"
7. Norway – Carl Espen, "Silent Storm"
8. Austria – Conchita Wurst, "Rise Like A Phoenix"
9. Azerbaijan – Dilara Kazimova, "Start A Fire"
10. Albania – Hersi, "One Night's Anger"
And here are the rest, in order:
11.Elaiza, "Is It Right" - Germany
12.Can-Linn, "Heartbeat" - Ireland
13.Mariya Yaremchuk, "Tick" - Tock" - Ukraine
14.Andras Kallay Saunders, "Running" - Hungary
15.Emma Marrone, "La Mia Città" - Italy
16.Teo, "Cheesecake" - Belarus
17.Sanna Nielsen, "Undo" - Sweden
18.Tanja, "Amazing" - Estonia
19.Softengine, "Something Better" - Finland
20.Tinkara Kovač, "Round And Round" - Slovenia
21.Sebalter, "Hunter Of Stars" - Switzerland
22.Paula Seling, "Miracle" - Romania
23.Axel Hirsoux, "Mother" - Belgium
24.FireLight, "Coming Home" - Malta
25.Aarzemnieki, "Cake To Bake" - Latvia
26.Donatan & Cleo, "My Slowianie" - We Are Slavic" - Poland
27.Suzy, "Quero Ser Tua" - Portugal
28.Sergej Cetkovic, "Moj Svijet" - Montenegro
29.Ruth Lorenzo, "Dancing In The Rain" - Spain
30.Pollapönk, "No Prejudice" - Iceland
31.The Shin and Mariko, "Three Minutes To Earth" - Georgia
32.Tijana, "To The Sky" - F.Y.R. Macedonia
33.The Common Linnets, "Calm After The Storm" - The Netherlands
34.Christina Scarlat, "Wild Soul" - Moldova
35.Vilija Matačiūnaitė, "Attention" - Lithuania
36.Tolmachevy Sisters, "Shine" - Russia
37.Valentina Monetta, "Maybe (Forse)" - San Marino