32. Self-hashtagging your first tweet. No.
It's official, I know it's taken a while. It's really me! We're live in 10 minutes. I'll keep you posted. Lots of love #iamsimon
31. That's not really how Twitter works Jamie.
Hi guys, i've change my username to jamieoliver, please update your bookmarks to http://www.twitter.com/jamieoliver - Nice one xxx
30. Not even a humble brag.
I'm loving having a number 1 album in the UK!
29. 140 characters fail.
Finally got twitter, still not on facebook but I thought I'd c wat dis twitter things all about so all u fake tuli (cont) http://tl.gd/6021d
28. "Look at me"
Just seeing how this works. I'm hosting the Golden Globes on January 17th - they want me to do a running commentary on Twitter...
27. To the point.
I am the real Liam Payne
26. Correct.
So this is twitter.....
25. Can't be faulted for accuracy.
BREAKING NEWS: I'm now a Twit. Official.
24. Functional.
Hello Twitterers. I'm About to fly to Africa for a new project and will be tweeting whilst I'm filming.
23. Aspirational.
Considering running a marathon next year.
22. Worrying about imposters was a big thing.
ATTN @ADavidMitchell is an imposter. This is me. Others will verify.
21. A really...
@RobertWebb72 The Party's over and you're busted. I've let Twitter know that you're an impersonator ps I live in a basement flat - tyles?
20. ...big...
Setting up my account and trying to work out who the hell 'Chris Moyles' and 'Chris Moyles Show' are cos they are NOT THE REAL ME, I AM!
19. ...thing.
I am now really on Twitter. Someone was pretending to be me but I am me. I'll update a photo later to confirm. Eddie in N7 at the moment
18. Inaccurate.
I have been bullied into joining Twitter. Let's see how long this lasts. I reckon 8 days.
17. Very Guardian.
is northern line working? or do i use my davos snow grips (never used?)
16. We all were.
looking puzzled at twitter
15. Strong tweet.
I am a bit tired
14. Keep us updated.
watching telly
13. ALLCAPSY
IM IN LA MAKING MY DEBUT ALBUM :-)
12. Good self-affirmation.
Wondering why I'm eating weight watchers chocolate.... I'm not fat!
11. very example. such excited. much tweet. wow.
I have just joined twitter. Wow
10. The man who invented the web was confused by Twitter's user interface.
Ooops confusing user interfxce. And no phones on on stage with radiomikes.
9. Brand, staying on brand.
i have come to join you pleas be gentle with me as ive been feeling vulnerable... yet implausibly, sexy
8. "It will only get worse but at the moment it’s bearable" is a pretty good summary of Twitter, tbh.
It’s cold and will only get worse but at the moment it’s bearable. Holly and Sam are coping well as are the rest of the crew.
7. Good anecdote.
Cheltenham Science Fest: intro'd @Bengoldacre to Vorderman. Later told, "the one person Carol doesn't want to meet today is Ben Goldacre".
6. Solid joke.
I've just had my Twitter birthday. I'm 0 today!
5. <3
@justinbieber .i gota tlk to you man..really..in private.. u got mail i can write to
4. Nailed it.
losing more of my social capabilities thanks to ANOTHER online community.
3. Powerful.
Opening my very own Twitter to stop another bastard from doing it. So fuck off & don't expect to hear from me any time soon. Love Rik x
2. Glamorous.
I am in Norwich
1. Unimprovable.
i am still alive