1. The Nirvana Baby
2. Welsh Lady Ass Fudge
Dear Tesco, when faced with the decision of which word to abbreviate, 'Assorted' is not the one to chose.

James Hodcroftâ“‚ï¸
@jameshodcroft
Dear Tesco, when faced with the decision of which word to abbreviate, 'Assorted' is not the one to chose.

Historians will look back on 2013 as the year of Welsh Lady Ass Fudge. Wherever you looked, there it was.
3. The worst apostrophe.
It you call your company Apostrophe, there's really one thing you should get right in your advertising slogans.

Adam Postans
@couchpotatoadam
It you call your company Apostrophe, there's really one thing you should get right in your advertising slogans.

You've been around a long time, Apostrophe. Put your feet up for bit.
4. Your special aunt.
A Card for a Special 'Aunt'?.. I'm Not so sure..

Mikey Walsh
@thatbloodyMikey
A Card for a Special 'Aunt'?.. I'm Not so sure..

5. Fuckering lights.
Why font matters

Jennie Evenson
@JennieEvenson
Why font matters

Why font matters, really matters.

Bob Lehman
@fellowplanner
Why font matters, really matters.

Good job, fuckering lights. You may now flick off.
6. This picture of storm damage.
Horrific scenes across Britain as the storm comes earlier than expected

Jack's Back
@jacknorwich
Horrific scenes across Britain as the storm comes earlier than expected

7. The errorists.
Don’t let the errorists win

StuffJournalistsLike
@JournalistsLike
Don’t let the errorists win

You have done well, Errorists Sign. You can be proud. Please now enjoy your retirement in peace.
8. That bird chilling in the sink.
9. Tom Baker's favourite memory of Doctor Who.
#fb Tom Baker's answer when asked about his favourite memory of #DoctorWho

Nicholas Whyte
@nwbrux
#fb Tom Baker's answer when asked about his favourite memory of #DoctorWho

It's lovely. But let's not make it like one of those great songs you grow tired of because it's overplayed.
10. Pennywise in the drain.
The Clown from 'It' found on Google Maps

Terrifying Posts
@TerrifyingPosts
The Clown from 'It' found on Google Maps

If for no other reason than it's Photoshopped.
11. The bastard who shat down your chimney.
Best newspaper headline EVER.....

Lizzie
@biscuit_ersed
Best newspaper headline EVER.....

They must have found him by now, surely?
12. Animals seeking warmth
Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places

Surrey Roads Police
@SurreyRoadCops
Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places

13. Batman cat.
How to look like Batman, using your cat.

Damien Greenhalgh
@Damientg
How to look like Batman, using your cat.

CatBatman has done his duty. Let him fake his own death and retire to Florence.
14. THE GOOSE.
BEWARE THE LOOSE GOOSE! RT @BetterThanToday Well this is my photo of the day.

deb naughton
@zarsa
BEWARE THE LOOSE GOOSE! RT @BetterThanToday Well this is my photo of the day.

(But seriously, do watch out for the goose.)
15. Starbucks Shaming
16. And literally any tweet that includes the words "they wrote back" and a letter from a company which you actually wrote yourself.
They wrote back to me! Amazing!

Tom Scott
@tomscott
They wrote back to me! Amazing!


