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Which Lil' Bitch Are You?

Are you Lil' Bitch Will or Lil' Bitch Tommy? Find out!

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  1. Vacation spot where you would most likely be bitchin':

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    Naples, Florida
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    Buttfuck Nowhere, North Carolina
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    Delaware
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    North Korea
  2. Peasant food that sucks, but you still eat anyways:

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    Everything
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    Unseasoned Vegetables
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    Pink Water
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    Dry ass Chicken
  3. Shit, son. You forgot you had an assignment due in the morning. What do you do?

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    Take the "0" and go to sleep.
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    Pray to Allah.
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    Text boo and ask for the answers.
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    BS it 10 minutes before class and still miraculously pass.
  4. Shit. You forgot to memorize your songs for your voice lesson. What do you do?

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    Find a million different ways to say "watermelon" and then put it in the song.
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    Explain to my voice teacher that I'm #ActorFirst and that I'm marking my beat changes.
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    "Sorry, [insert voice teacher here]."
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    Say that you want to work on your non-existent mix voice.
  5. Damn, hunky monkey. You see a soft baked cookie in the dining hall. What do you do?

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    Eat the cookie and tell yourself that the only reason why you ate the cookie is because you didn't want your fellow lil' bitch to eat alone. #NeverLeaveLilBitchBehind
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    Tear that shit up.
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    Just keep swimming.
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    Don't eat it because you know it's hard as fuck. "Soft baked", my ass.
  6. Musicals that you bitch about:

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    Everything from Les Misérables.
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    Ragtime. (Because I can't be in it.)
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    Anything from Sondheim because I can't sing Sondheim BECAUSE THERE IS NO. STEADY. BEAT.
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    Yeah, probably Les Misérables.
  7. Would you rather be talking to humans or animals?

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    People suck.
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    I love my dog; he understands me.
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    I would only talk to animals to tell city pigeons to fuck off.
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    I've definitely talked to a squirrel once. In a park.
  8. Person that genuinely makes you happy:

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    Olga/Tanya
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    Your dad
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    A baby
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    An Asian baby
  9. Most likely to be bitchin' about:

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    Being single and lonely.
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    Why technology hates me.
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    Ballet.
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    Everything and anything involving the library.
  10. Your bitch icon:

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    That one lady in the dining hall with the dreads that has that fuckin' condescending smile
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    Ruth
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    Mei Lu's Badass Self
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    Rosie O'Donnell
  11. The one interval you bitch about:

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    Sometimes I have trouble with octaves.
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    All of them.
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    Minor 6th descending.
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    Major 7th both ways.
  12. Ballet combo you bitch about:

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    Petit Allegro.
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    When Amber wants it slower, but Olga wants it faster.
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    When Amber wants you to flip into the barré and you look like a drunk man off the streets of Berlin.
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    When Amber wants you to do doubles, but you can't even hold passé.
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    When Amber wants you to use your inner thigh, but you know it's 8am and you barely even know if you are gonna make it through pliés.
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    When Dana wants you to--Oh wait.
  13. Favorite Line of the Year:

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    "Lil' Bitch."
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    "Peasant."
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    "Faster?"
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    "Tight sushi."
  14. Ugh, here we go again. One of your friends is bitching about another bitch. You are a fellow bitch and don't have time to listen. What do you do?

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    Give them a Martin Luther King Jr. Quote and walk away.
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    *Amber eye roll and walk away*
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    Pretend to listen while singing the instrumental track to "Yesterday" by The Beatles, and smile.
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    Ask them if they need a straw. Why? So they can SUCK. IT. UP.
  15. Damn, son. If you weren't doing theatre, what would you be doing?

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    I'd definitely be in space.
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    I'd probably teach music.
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    I'd probably be straight, asexual or androgynous.
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    I'd probably be an Architect, even though I suck at math.
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    Dedicated father of two children: one named Henry Kudo and one named Yoko Tora.
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    Father of two, chubby Asian babies
  16. Oh sugar. It's Halloween. Again. Go-To Halloween Costume?

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    Resting bitch face.
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    Anything Involving food and/or whales.
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    That one sushi costume that that little Asian girl one the internet wears (Google it, BIOTCH)
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    A Jacob Wasson Selfie
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    A cat. (Thought of that myself)
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    Can't. I'm working.

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