Buzz·Posted on 17 Feb 2015We Need To Talk About How Unsettling "In The Night Garden" IsIn the Night Garden is a surrealist orgy of sex and death. Are we really showing this to the under-3s?by Tom ChiversBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The big secret you learn as a parent is that In the Night Garden is completely terrifying. 2. It's not clear whose dream we're in. 3. Things keep changing size. 4. The guy who sings this… View this vine on Vine vine.co …is Derek Jacobi. You know. This guy. 5. Why is there a woman with an inflatable skirt? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Is Iggle Piggle even alive? 7. These birds are called "Tittifers". 8. This guy's called "Makka Pakka". 9. The "Haa Hoos". 10. The Tombliboo's trousers keep falling down. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy keep getting it on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Derek Jacobi, though. View this vine on Vine vine.co / Via youtube.com "Didn't expect that, did you, Upsy Daisy?" [NOTE: it's been pointed out that the guy in this Vine isn't in fact Jacobi as Claudius in the BBC adaptation of Robert Graves's I, Claudius, but George Baker as Tiberius. But it took me too long to make the damn thing so you're just going to have to put up with it. Sorry.] 13. The Pontipines are basically running a workhouse for their own children. 14. Why does the narrator keep saying "Isn't that a pip"? View this vine on Vine BBC / Via youtube.com I'm pretty sure that's slang from the 1940s. 15. Oh and that narrator is still Derek Jacobi. Derek. Jacobi. 16. What is the Wottingers' terrible secret? 17. But at least it's not Waybuloo.