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I'm not procrastinating. I'm facilitating the democratized disruption of hegemonic academic narratives via social media. #seriousacademic
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Psychology joke fact: people are prone to overestimate how funny their jokes about the Dunning-Kruger Effect are.
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Spent ages looking for this quotation by Flaubert. Turns out it's from Dawson's Creek #shitacademicssay #funnywomen
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Academia is…
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social scientists on Twitter like
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I'd say this is about right.
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How it feels to be a first year PhD student.
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Revise and resubmit #lifeinacademia #academicproblems
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When you enter grad school. When you leave grad school... #GameofThrones
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"Your résume says you spent 4 years in England. What were you doing?" *flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."
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"Congratulate [colleague] on a 3-year work anniversary as a postdoc." Oh LinkedIn, you do not understand how academia works
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Meanwhile on Facebook...
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exclusive new pictures of me writing my thesis
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Acknowledgements strike again.
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People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie.
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- Article please - Abstract? - No, article - HTML? - No, PDF - Weird PDF? - No, PDF - PDF in browser? - No, PDF - Download PDF? - Yes - OK
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Paparazzi shot of me submitting my thesis just moments ago. #PhD #PhDChat #ItsOver
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An Honest Academic Rejection Letter https://t.co/SK9nLXYm7U
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I wonder what it will be like when I'm no longer a grad student and it's no longer acceptable to eat Skittles for dinner in the library.
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Inbox Zero #highered
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“I am afraid this manuscript may contribute not so much towards the field’s advancement as much as toward its eventual demise.”
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History of Philosophy: Ancient: "What?" Medieval: "Is?" Modern: "This?" Today: "Shit?"
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When your advisor asks how you're doing