Response to Paul Ryan Finds God:
Instead of direct indulgences from the Pope, Ryan proposes a voucher system where people can purchase their indulgences in the open market, thereby reducing their costs.
Response to Congressman Who Appeared To Blame Democrats For Shooting "Tweeted Out Of Emotion," He Says:
So he admits that his spastic response to everything is to blame the democrats with any basis.
Response to Who Is Corner Guy?:
Wait, Ted won’t study with people who didn’t go to Harvard/Yale/Princeton but he takes legal counsel from a guy who went to the Cumberland School of Law and Agriculture?