1. Cupping your own boobs, for both warmth and comfort.
2. Releasing your cheeks from the discomfort of a wedgie.
3. Picking dry skin from your feet.
4. Checking out the size of your blood clot when you're on your period.
5. Running your fingers through your pubes.
6. Taking your bra off as soon as you walk through the door.
7. Pulling hair out of your butt.
Pulling a hair out of your butt crack is honestly one of the most satisfying things ever
No one knows how it got there, but pulling it out is such fun.
8. Pulling hair out of a clogged bathtub drain.
9. Letting your leg hair grow, and not giving a shit.
10. Scraping a really good chunk of dirt out from under your nails.
11. Purposely watching a sad film, or listening to sad songs, because you need a good cry.
12. Practicing what you're going to say in an imaginary argument.
Me practicing a argument
Because you gotta stay ready.
13. Looking into the toilet to admire the the size of your poo.
14. Pulling your tights up over your belly.
15. Looking at the amount of makeup that comes off on your makeup wipe.
16. Taking off painful heels after a night out.
17. Getting into bed with freshly shaved legs.
