Somehow, these five words have slowly made their way into the American vernacular, but sadly, they don’t really exist. So stop it. Just stop it.
You’re gay. You’re at a gay party. You don’t know anyone. You want to fit in. You can’t seem to find a way to join a conversation. That’s when you pull out this list and say any of the names OUT LOUD. Just simply say one of these names, whether to a specific person or a group. Suddenly, you’re a hit. It’s literally that simple.
They make you depressed and fill you with rage, but secretly you’re just totally jealous.