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    Ranking All 27 Limo Introductions From "The Bachelor" Season Premeire

    As always, the season premiere of The Bachelor featured "limo introductions." Some were more successful than others.

    27. Kylie: I've been told that a pink dress with red hair is not a good look. Also, she walked up for a rose when Juan Pablo called someone else's name.

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    Eliminated

    26. Lauren H: She was clearly not emotionally ready to participate. Also, she makes this face.

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    Eliminated

    25. Amy J: She speaks in Spanish but so did a few other girls. No big.

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    Eliminated

    24. Alexis: She was from Tampa, and also spoke Spanish. Same same.

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    Eliminated

    23. Ashley: She's a school teacher so she gives Juan Pablo a star. He is not impressed.

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    Eliminated

    22. Lacy: She owns a nursing home, so she brought Juan Pablo "pills." JP is apparently not a fan of Red Hots.

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    Eliminated

    21. Maggie: She brought Juan Pablo a fishing hook, and made this awesome joke. I can't imagine why she didn't get a rose.

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    Eliminated

    20. Valerie: She wore boots; she's a cowgirl. Apparently not what JP is looking for.

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    Eliminated

    19. Christine: She brought a cute present for his daughter, she deserved to stay.

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    Eliminated

    18. Sharleen: Sharleen may actually be the worst. Not only did she not want to be there, but she is an opera singer and SHE DIDN'T SING.

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    Sharleen and the rest of the girls made the cut.

    17. Amy L: She was the first one out of the limos, and although she didn't have any props, she did open with a nice compliment

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    16. Cassandra: The most interesting thing about Cassandra is her job title — Former NBA Dancer. So she must be retired now?

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    15. Christy: What is in her hair? A headband? A tiara? Both?

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    14. Elise: She is from Forty Fort, Pennsylvania. There is a place called Forty Fort?

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    13. Victoria: She is from Brazil, she speaks a little Spanish, he speaks a little Portuguese. The speaking Spanish thing is a little played but being exotic is a plus.

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    12. Danielle: She had a good strategy to ensure more face time. She said she had something to give him inside. It was a teddy bear for his daughter. Well played, Danielle.

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    11. Nikki: She is a pediatric nurse so she brought a stethoscope and had him listen to her heart. Meh.

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    10. Renee: She is a self described "Single Mommy" which is a pretty good connection to have.

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    9. Clare: And speaking of single mommies, here comes a pregnant girl. Oh wait, it's a joke. That's just what every guy wants, a girl who will fake a pregnancy....

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    8. Kat: She gets Juan Pablo to show her some Salsa dancing. Also, he called her name during the rose ceremony - NOT YOURS KYLIE GO HOME.

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    7. Chantel: How do you pronounce Chantel? Oh, that's how - like Shhhh.

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    6. Lucy: Her job is "Free Spirit", and Juan Pablo's reaction is priceless.

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    5. Chelsie: Chelsie is a science teacher, she brings some lab equipment, hands it to him, and then throws it in the bushes — all for this line.

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    4. Alli: Sure, anyone could have brought a soccer ball, but how many girls were down to show up in a dress and soccer shoes? That's dedication to the bit.

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    I can't tell if they're cleats.

    3. Lauren S: She rode up on a bike that's also a piano, playing music that she composed. Whoa.

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    2. Andi: Andi was the last one out of the limos, but made the biggest impact on Juan Pablo. He was genuinely blown away by her beauty.

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    1. Molly" And the winner for Best Limo Introduction goes to Molly the dog. There may or may not have been a person named Kelly with her — I don't remember.

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