15 TYPES OF DRUNK GIRLS

we've all came across these girls, I'm not here to judge ;)

1. THE HOT MESS

this girl may have had to much to drink but she's still looking good, her hair is still done but her mascara may be slightly smeared, none the less she went out and had a great night, just because she's trashed doesn't mean she's trashy ;) try and stay classy ladies

2. THE FLIRT

most people get a little friendlier when they've had a few drinks but this girls always on the prowl, she usually makes out with more than one dude a night, u may see her grinding all over some guy who thinks he's gona get lucky til he sees her doing shots at the bar with some other helpless guy

3. THE CRIER

there's no doubt we may all shed a tear every now and then on a drunken night but we all know those girls that always end up crying at some point, try and sympathize with her and try and make her feel better, but don't forget your not her life coach, best thing to do is bring her dancing it will get her mind off of whatever's making her cry

4. THE FIGHTER

alcohol brings out the muscles in some of us, if your one of those people that gets confrontational when you drink then you probably shouldn't drink anymore because you could hurt yourself or someone else, plus the person your fighting definitely isn't worth getting arrested for

5. THE BIRTHDAY GIRL

no matter what you have to be nice to this girl on her birthday, there are no exceptions birthday girls deserve a day dedicated to them and shouldn't have to pay for a drink all night, she's gets to make the overall decision on where your crew is going to celebrate and what diner your going to at the end of the night

6. SLOPPY-JA-LOPPY

this girl knows no boundaries, she gets overly intoxicated and will usually make an ass out of herself, if only she could see what she looks like lol, chances are this is how this girl usually gets when she drinks, she goes from zero to a hundred rapidly and doesn't slow down all night, she's mastered the hangover cure and usually can't remember the night before

7. THE LESBIAN

there's always the girl who starts kissing other girls when she's drunk, maybe it's cause she wants attention or maybe she just thinks it's hot, if she's doing it for attention then she's just slutty, but if she's doing it cause she's really into the moment then be free girl do your thing ;)

8. THE BOTTLE RATS

I can spot these girls from a mile away, they dress up in the tightest dress they have to go scheme on some lonely guys looking for some action, these are usually the girls who claim there are no good guys out there, just sayin ;)

9. THE FUN DRUNK GIRL

I love this girl, she's always down for a good time, doesn't cause drama, and loves to dance! she'll keep you laughing all night, she knows how to let loose without going over the edge, keep her around she'll be a friend for life

10. THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GETS SICK

this girl needs to learn how to control her drinking, of course you'll hold back her hair she's your best friend, but you did warn her that she didn't eat anything and that she's already taken 12 shots, but either way don't ever leave your friend if there really sick you wouldn't want them to leave you if you needed them

11. THE BITCH

this girl is no fun to be around, she's one of those girls who starts saying bitchy things after a glass of wine or 4, she's not your real friend, this should be a warning sign and you should go out drinking with her anymore, she's a mean girl

12. THE WANDERER

you always see that one girl passed out somewhere alone, I always wonder how she got there and where are her friends, she may have been left or maybe wandered off by herself and now her phones dead, she'll be ok once she sobers up

13. THE MIXER

you can tell right away that this girl is on more than just alcohol, this can be fatal so I suggest you don't mix drugs with alcohol, it's a recipe for disaster, you can talk to her about her problem but she's gona have to make her own decisions to get help, you cannot change anyone

14. THE SHY GIRL TURNT UP'

this girl is the one who has always been more on the quiet side, alcohol is a way for her to rebel and be free, she feels more open and accepted when she's drunk, sometimes you need to loosen up and let your hair down

15. THE BAD DECISION MAKER

this girl is known for her bad decisions, she's probably made more than one bad decision while out drinking that's why she gets the title, whether it's kissing her ex who she hates or peeing outside in the parking lot in front of the 2 cops on patrol this probably won't be her last bad decision